POD: What Is This, Polar Bear Humor?
Picture of the Day: Polar bears being morons, what could be better
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Russian Science
It’s no wonder that the Russians beat us into space — they even gave this little guy a going away party. However I doubt there was a “successful return” party being that these Russian
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The Matrix Alternate Ending
Moral of the story goes something like: never trust a big black guy wearing sunglasses and a cape, offering you a magic pill that will enable your special powers in a world you could
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If Fox News Had Been There Throughout History
All that is missing are those 3/5ths compromise and Nineteenth Amendment things, which I only assume would go something like — Women fight to amend Constitution, GOP agree Constitution too big, we suggest compromise
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Meth
Meth: turning ugly chicks into Golden Globe Award winning actors one Steve Buscemi at a time
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Putin Is Not Amused By Your Bookmarks
If there’s one thing Vladimir Putin hates it’s preteen boners, or at least so he says
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Ideas? Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Ideas
Now if only we could figure out a way make Pamela Anderson attractive and revive the Reagan era, we could completely forget the 90′s ever happened
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House Party
The subtle differences in house parties as relating to time of night are best shown juxtaposed. The decor is similar, the enjoyment a near match, different ethnic groups accounted for, the only real difference
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Wake Up In The Morning Looking Like Travolta
Ke$ha may wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, but I guarantee Diddy has never woken up feeling like a chick who looks like John Travolta. That would certainly make for some
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Brett Favre Has an Interception Problem, a Cockshot Problem, an Ego Problem
Comes with miniature cell phone and 1-megapixel camera for sending disproportionally small cockshots to unsuspecting coworkers and friends.**
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Excuse Me Sir, What Are You Doing?
For an exceptionally larger version of the photo, click on the image above, then wait for the new page to load, then click on the image again, then wait for the image to load,
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At First I Was Like…
I understand that you can’t always choose the time of a traditional Mexican rock fight, but the place — come on now — is in front of a moving Subaru really necessary
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