I’m no rock scientist, but I’ve got a hunch that this isn’t going to end in an infraction.
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In other news, Ted Haggard has reportedly been seen taking daily White House tours — a Polaroid camera strung about his neck.
You know what they say — you can take the boy out of the country, but you can never take the penis out of Ted Haggard’s mouth.

Only this one is being produced by Brazzers.
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There’s a lesson to be learned here — don’t get in Google’s way.
You’re next Apple.

This is clearly one-half, and even at that price why would I buy her? She doesn’t even come with her own broom and you can be damn sure she’s got an attitude problem.

I don’t love the beach because Marisa Miller loves the beach, I love the beach because you never know when some homebody will try a little too hard to beach his Sea-Doo a little too quickly…
Yeehaw!

Seriously? I understand why you wouldn’t know who Carson Daly is, but Conan O’Brien? Really?
Actually, let me take that back, she must know who Carson is — she’s black, and black people love TRL. Maybe she just doesn’t recognize him now that he lost a bunch of weight and looks like a slightly more banged up Denise Richards.