Banned In Hollywood » Fail http://www.bannedinhollywood.com This was supposed to be a celebrity blog... thank god it's not Mon, 22 Mar 2010 05:09:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 I Don’t Think This Is Going To End Well http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/i-dont-think-this-is-going-to-end-well/ http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/i-dont-think-this-is-going-to-end-well/#comments Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:47:31 +0000 Brotha Jonze http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/?p=13870 dui fail car crash

I’m no rock scientist, but I’ve got a hunch that this isn’t going to end in an infraction.

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In other news, Ted Haggard has reportedly been seen taking daily White House tours — a Polaroid camera strung about his neck.

You know what they say — you can take the boy out of the country, but you can never take the penis out of Ted Haggard’s mouth.

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Only this one is being produced by Brazzers.

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The Chinese are still trying to find new ways of limiting their female population. Cheung Soo Yung Chang, give her the blade!

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There’s a lesson to be learned here — don’t get in Google’s way.

You’re next Apple.

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This is clearly one-half, and even at that price why would I buy her? She doesn’t even come with her own broom and you can be damn sure she’s got an attitude problem.

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Yeehaw!

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Seriously? I understand why you wouldn’t know who Carson Daly is, but Conan O’Brien? Really?

Actually, let me take that back, she must know who Carson is — she’s black, and black people love TRL. Maybe she just doesn’t recognize him now that he lost a bunch of weight and looks like a slightly more banged up Denise Richards.

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