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25 Horribly Awesome Names

Brotha Jonze May 30, 2011 22

We all know Heywood Jablome, we’ve spent time with Rusty Kuntz, and we’ve all seen a special report with Mike Litoris, so in an effort to do what has already been done but in

Librans Beware

Brotha Jonze May 25, 2011 0

I don’t like to think of it as rape– it has such a negative connotation. I prefer to think of it as surprise sex

Looks like Hot Pockets went ahead and pretended to have conducted a blind taste test wherein the subjects couldn’t tell the difference between hot and cold breakfasts (aren’t all Hot Pockets both hot and

Functionlity Check

Brotha Jonze May 12, 2011 0

I had to learn this the hard way but I tell all my friends that this is why you should never under any circumstances date someone 10-years-old or younger

News In The UK Has Been Slow Since The Royal Wedding

Brotha Jonze May 10, 2011 0

In the UK all you need is a hat with a bobble on it in a tree to make the news — we need to teach them how to really go viral — it’s

Steve Holt Has Some Advice For You

Brotha Jonze May 2, 2011 6

Anytime your nickname contains an exclamation point or for that matter any other symbol or custom character, you’re destined for a career in the food services industry

I Heard Chicks Digg Guys Who Surf So I Went To The Beach

Brotha Jonze April 15, 2011 1

I heard chicks digg guys who surf so I started surfing at the beach. Is that a 12-pack od Dr. Peppers I see? For more of the best of the internets check out the

12 Strange Book Titles You Won’t Find In The Library

Brotha Jonze March 28, 2011 0

Below you’ll find 12 strange books that you will not find in a library — and no, it’s not because the only library you’ve ever been to is the liquor store. For 30 more

And Finally…

Brotha Jonze March 11, 2011 0

You know you’re in need of some serious lifestyle changes when you’re getting mistaken as prey by illegal beluga whale poachers… The harpoons, man them

AmIRite?

Brotha Jonze February 16, 2011 9

Thank Doctor King for giving every man and every woman a voice — if for no other reason than it’s comforting knowing how much more intelligent you are than other people. And yes, he

I See What You Did There

Brotha Jonze January 26, 2011 0

Deals, Deals, Deals you’d have to see to believe. Google’s cost-per-click advertising model has failed — moving on to pay-per-view (CPM) business model, pronto

I’m Never Partying In Thailand Again

Brotha Jonze January 2, 2011 0

Like every good bad decision you make in Thailand, it usually begins with $5 buckets of alcohol on the beach and ends with transsexual prostitutes. The only decision you could make worse than the

So This Is What True Love Looks Like

Brotha Jonze November 11, 2010 1

You know, True Love, the website with a product selector similar to apple.com where you get to modify your Asian mail-order bride with a bunch of custom add-ons like

Cops Love Breakfast Sandwiches

Brotha Jonze November 9, 2010 0

What is it about cops and their insatiable appetite for anything unhealthy? Donuts, breakfast sandwiches, those cheese injected hot dogs that have been spinning for three months at 7-Eleven, beating up black people&#