You’re Doing It Wrong: 35 Horrible Tans
I have no idea how the sunless tanning thing took shape but you would think that after seeing their pictures all over humor blogs, these people would stop spray painting themselves. James Weldon Johnson
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The Wrong Day To Wear An American Eagle Outfitters Shirt
You would think being a ginger would make you self conscious enough to take every preventative measure possible on yearbook photo day, but for humor’s sake, you’d be wrong
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Computers Are Racist
Rakim, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s not that whites and Chinese don’t like it when you try to get ahead, it’s that they don’t like it when you actually do get ahead. And
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Do You Like It In Your Face?
Finally a holiday card I can send to Kelly Preston and John Travolta&#
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Something Just Doesn’t Seem Right
I’m usually impartial to rape vans, but because “get yo money here” is emblazoned on the side of what appears to be a trustworthy banking institution, I’ve got to ask — do you guys
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I’m Gonna Pass On The Burger, Thanks Though
There’s definitely an attorney behind this. We’ll make it say anus, people will think it’s a typo, and then when reports of E. coli begin flooding in, we’ll just say, hey, it said anus
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Bobby Cox Isn’t Gonna Be Happy About This
I guess this is why you shouldn’t take for granted that the cake maker making minimum wage at Gelson’s has any idea who the Atlanta Braves are
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Ma Car Done Gone Up N Got Broked
I’ve heard of ‘driving your car off the lot’ but I’ve never heard of ‘driving your car off‘. I suppose this is what happens when you buy your rims at the grocery store with
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Sir, What The FuŠk Are You Doing?
Apparently someone was smuggling coke across the boarder in a shipment of roses, and what better way to confirm the substance than by doing a line
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