I Don’t Think This Is Going To End Well
I’m no rock scientist, but I’ve got a hunch that this isn’t going to end in an infraction. Censorship Sucks (Manofest) Drunken Girls of St. Patties Day (Coed) How To Give The Best Break
Read More »Obama Turns Off Republicans, Not So Much His Wife
In other news, Ted Haggard has reportedly been seen taking daily White House tours — a Polaroid camera strung about his neck. You know what they say — you can take the boy out
Read More »HBO’s ‘Band of Btothers’ Inspires New Mini-Series
Only this one is being produced by Brazzers. Ocho Cinco goes for a ride (TotalProSports) The Creepiest Olan Mills Portraits Ever (SuperTremendous) How To Make Girls Scream (Coed) Japan Loves You (LemonDrop) Sow Mo
Read More »Google Takes Care Of Bambi
There’s a lesson to be learned here — don’t get in Google’s way. You’re next Apple
Read More »What Ever Happened To The Three-Fifths Compromise?
This is clearly one-half, and even at that price why would I buy her? She doesn’t even come with her own broom and you can be damn sure she’s got an attitude problem
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This Is Why I Love The Beach
I don’t love the beach because Marisa Miller loves the beach, I love the beach because you never know when some homebody will try a little too hard to beach his Sea-Doo a little
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I’m With COCO
Seriously? I understand why you wouldn’t know who Carson Daly is, but Conan O’Brien? Really? Actually, let me take that back, she must know who Carson is — she’s black, and black people love
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What Are You Implying, Virgin America?
No surprise a company with a name like Virgin is taking below the belt cheap shots. Cold Virgin Mobile, very cold
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Bruce Willis Switching Line Of Work
When I came across this, I immediately thought of two things. First, The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3, and second, Spanky from the Little Rascals movie
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…and then i JIZZ IN MY PANTS
New England Strip, eh? I wonder if the stripper is of the Massachusetts senator elect Scott Brown gene… Ya know, one of those daughters of his that he tried to auction off during his
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What’s Wrong With You Ohio?
The intruder just had to ice the cake. Couldn’t leave the poor dog well enough alone
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