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The Great Nutshot Gallery: 25 Pictures of People Getting Hit In The Nuts

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 21:47:32 +0000

Just your not so typical gallery of 25 excellent pictures of people getting nailed in the nuts with everything from footballs to horse hooves and water-balloons to pelicans.

28 Great FAP Sightings Caught In The Wild

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:36:03 +0000

28 unintentional FAP sightings caught in the wild to remind you that there’s a whole generation of people who still think AOL is a google for a webcam blogging with the upload.

40 Roller Coaster And Splash Mountain Trolls

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 18:10:54 +0000

Just a gallery of people shaving and playing connect four on Splash Mountain to start off your work week.

25 Unusual Begging Methods and Funny Homeless Signs

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 21:33:56 +0000

Just a collection of funny homeless signs and unusual begging methods to round out your Tuesday afternoon.

Guarantee you these people are more successful than the average ‘let me shake a cup of coins in your face’ beggar variety.

28 Kids Games That Are No Longer Fun

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 21:00:25 +0000

Remember playing Pogs with that fat kid Trevor down the street from you who was six years your senior, was bigger, stronger and quicker than you and thus had the dexterity to employ the metal slammer he so heartlessly commandeered the Pog collection you spent six months collecting with?

The following is fat Trevor from down the street projected on all of your favorite childhood games and toys.

Credit the talented photoshoppers in the Something Awful Forums. They have several more games up and make sure to head over and check them out.

28. The Sims: The Bush Era

27. There’s Waldo

26. Call of Duty

25. The “Equal Rights” Game

24. Battleshit

23. Healthy, Healthy Hippos

22. Etcha-A-Horizontal-Line

21. Lincoln Log

20. Big Package Barbie

19. Connect Two

18. Untwister

17. DS Pencil

16. Guitar Hero III: Legends of Sightreading

15. Infinitetris

14. Paint By Number

13. Corporate Life

12. See N’ Say No More

11. Watch It Wither!

10. Religious 8-Ball

9. Guitar Hero: John Denver

8. Even More Frustrating Sonic

7. Endless Juice Pong

6. Why Am I In This Much Trouble?

5. Clue: CSI

4. Dungeons And No Dragons

3. RIP GI Joe

2. WTFZEE!

1. Guess Who, Didn’t Do It…

Special thanks SAFs

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Science Experiments Have Come A Long Way

Brotha Jonze — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 18:35:13 +0000

Back when I was a kid, people used to test things like whether or not nutrition labels were accurate, at what temperature a golf ball flies farthest and how hot Sonny’s mom is.

Finally something we can all use… Meet your newest Joran Van Der Sloot.

Source: SA’s Photoshop Phridays

Senior Quotes, You’re Doing It Right

Brotha Jonze — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 18:03:10 +0000

Martin Luther King Jr. was not only one of the most instrumental figures in the civil rights movement, he was also a huge fan of the Jack In The Box $.99 two-taco deal.

But let’s be honest, who isn’t?

How Robert Pattinson Landed A Role In Twilight

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 18:31:28 +0000

Sure it’s a lot of people, but if he did two at a time he could have pulled this off in a day or two at the most — which is a pretty small price to pay for effectively launching your acting career.

No homo.

Source: Cookiepants via Reddit

30 Pictures of Birds Attacking People

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 25 May 2011 19:28:47 +0000

Nothing better than a 30 picture gallery of birds attacking people to round out your humpday. Leave links to more pictures of animal attacks in the comments section right below the guy who whines, “but some of these pictures aren’t of birds attacking people, retord.”

Obama’s Signature

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 19 May 2011 19:13:21 +0000

Sure it may have taken a whole team of forensic investigators and a $16 million budget to do it, but when Donald Trump says he’s investigating Barack Obama’s background in Hawaii you can be damn sure he’ll come up with something.