Trolling The Girlfriend
Not only did you just completely troll the shit out of your soon to be ex-girlfriend, you stuck it to her with the generic “what should I get my cousin?” Best Buy gift card
Read More »Prop 8 Terrorism
And you thought they were bad when they were doing trivial things like bombing the US and enriching uranium to nuke South Korea
Read More »Dear Mr. Haberny… Sincerely, Cash4Gold
I can’t understand why Cash4Gold is being so mean to Mr. Haberny — nothing rings this gold is authentic like a soul searching pilgrimage in Tibet with a quadriplegic hooker you picked up in
Read More »Great Watch or Greatest Watch Ever?
You can try to impress the ladies with your Breitling, your Patek Philippe, your Jacob & Co, or if you don’t have much taste but want people to know you have either money or
Read More »Peter Singh Has It All Figured Out
Peter Singh really needs to extend his message to religious radicals. I don’t bomb trade centers or foreign embassies, all I want to do is spend one-million rupees
Read More »A B A B X X Y Y
They always say that video games are much more difficult in real life, but I don’t know, this shit looks pretty easy
Read More »Wrod Srcambel
I have a friend who isn’t so bright and while we were in London three years ago he kept referring to this black British guy as African-American, and for whatever reason, this makes me
Read More »Om Nom Nom Nom Nom
He must be of the Catholic Church variety, thinking little boys are tasty… Too soon
Read More »Haters Gonna Hate: The Definitive Gallery
Certainly more Haters Gonna Hate meme pictures than you’ll ever need. Know Your Meme adds, “Haters Gonna Hate is a popular catchphrase used to indicate one’s complete disregard for an individual or a group’s
Read More »Christina Is On Facebook, MySpace, Twitter…
Christina is on Facebook, Twitter and heroin, but she’s also on Blogger, and her blog just contracted the Herpes simplex virus-2 last weekend after being front paged on Digg v4 despite using Spam Guard
Read More »Neighborly Communication
I think the important question we need to ask here is why is your mom visiting you every day? Props to the modifier though. I have a feeling this is the first and last
Read More »Fun With Shop Signs: 20 Great Moments
If you work at McDonald’s or Papa Johns, I really can’t blame you for having a little bit of fun with your shop signs. Although, and I can’t speak for other states, just California,
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