The Tables Have Turned
A classic case of the hunter becoming the hunted… Just with extra pickles and a shitload of mayo
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You Want A Fucking Poncho
I’m sold. Buying 16 of these sweet baby jesus, ass raping ponchos. Bitches be all up on my dick!
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Who’s Editing Senior Quotes These Days?
The editor of my yearbook wouldn’t let me write “when I read about the evils of drinking I stopped reading” — I guess I should have been more subtle. Although “Two in the pink,
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Killing Yourself With Style
I bet you thought shopping for your emo-kid couldn’t get any easier than Hot Topic, but goth is so 2006. What kid wouldn’t want a noose to match their my little pony collector’s edition
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You Sir Have A Handy Penis
If only I could get my penis to cook hamburgers for the entire family, then maybe I’d fit in&#
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Easily The Greatest Halloween Costume Ever
I understand how you get the idea to do something like this, but jesus fucking christ, the execution is god damn perfect. Props to you good sir, and keep drinking so your eyes get
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Dictater
The main difference between dictators and dictaters is that dictators (Adolf Hitler in particular) err on the side of getting you skinny, and not in a P90X kind of way. Dictaters, on the other
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