Police To Man: Stop Wearing That Bunny Suit
[bquote]Police to man: stop wearing a bunny suit in public, you’re frightening the children. Man to police: But I enjoy wearing the suit.[/bquote] Police in Idaho Falls have taken the next step in what
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Abortionplex Is Alive And Kicking On Yelp
Last week we reported on several facebook users’ responses to The Onion’s net-famed Abortionplex article that boasted of an $8 billion Topeka, Kansas death center funded by Planned Parenthood — “a sprawling abortion facility
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The Man Never Did Get His Burritos
When it comes to violent emotional breakdowns and faux Mexican food, like most things in Texas they do it big. MSNBC reports that a patron entered a Taco Bell in San Antonio and upon
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Norwegian Boy Scares Off Wolves By Playing Creed
A 13-year-old Norwegian boy escaped a pack of wolves by playing them Creed’s single Overcome, authorities want to know what the kid was doing listening to Creed’s single Overcome
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Guy Swallows Entire Bag of Cocaine, Takes Greatest Mugshot Ever
It was a typical day in the life of 18-year-old Art Taylor of Massachusetts until reds and blues lit up behind him while attempting to change lanes without signaling
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Porta Potty Piss Trash Can Allows You To Piss While Taking Out The Garbage
The piss-can is meant to be placed outside of popular bars and sporting events to keep drunks from peeing all over walls, streets and trees, but I prefer the porta-pisser for at home use.
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Semi-Attractive Blonde Beats Speeding Tickets With “I’m Pretty” Sign
In Washington State, Dasha, the only semi-attractive blonde in the state took her friend’s advice and painted “ATTN: Police Please Do Not Pull Me Over Just Because I’m Pretty” onto her car window and
Read More »Eddie Gaedel, Shortest Man To Ever Play Major League Baseball
While Jonathan Broxton blew yet another Dodger game last night against the St. Louis Cardinals after walking Albert Pujols, Vin Scully attempted to entertain viewers by doing a miniature segment on the shortest baseball
Read More »Unusually Small People Call For Ban Of The Word ‘Midget’
“The sub-species is created in midget-mills and survives off a strict diet of sugar packets and Keebler brand cookies…” After contestants in an April episode of NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice created a detergent ad called
Read More »Comic Writer Searched By TSA For Carrying Script About Writer Under Suspicion By TSA
Comics writer Mark Sable was intensively searched by the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) after they found a script in his possession about a writer who gets detained and intensively searched for writing a comic about
Read More »Real Life Farva Buys McDonald’s Famous Spit-McMuffin
Let this be a lesson to all the fatasses who eat at McDonald’s everyday. AP Michigan reports, “Authorities said a man faces a felony charge after allegedly spitting on a police officer’s McDonald’s breakfast
Read More »Jedi Do
In what’s being heralded by wedding videographer Tony Salvino as “the only time no one got laid on or after a wedding — people tried, both sexes, but no one could figure out how
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