Dwarf porn star Percy Foster was found partially eaten and dead in a badger den in the U.K..

The little star of such films as Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Ass We Go was on the cusp of celebrity when he landed a role as Gordon Ramsay’s (of Hell’s Kitchen) doppelganger porn double.

According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3’6″ actor was found “deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales,” however suicide has been ruled out.

In a recent interview, the 35-year-old pint-sized Percy showed enthusiasm about his resemblance to Ramsay, “Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar.

“I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream,” said the little doppelganger.

[bquote]Police to man: stop wearing a bunny suit in public, you’re frightening the children. Man to police: But I enjoy wearing the suit.[/bquote]

Police in Idaho Falls have taken the next step in what residents are calling an age old case of “is that a man in a bunny suit hiding behind a tree, pointing his finger like a gun at my kid?” by telling William Falkingham, 34, to stop wearing the controversial cottontail habiliments.

In a statement Tuesday, police said that Falkingham occasionally wears a tutu with the bunny suit. Reuters reports,

Police warned Falkingham after a woman said she saw him dressed in the costume, peeking at her young son from behind a tree and pointing his finger like a gun.

Most residents in the police report are “greatly disturbed” by his activities festivities, but one resident defended him as eccentric but otherwise harmless.

“He’s got the bunny outfit, a cowboy suit and a ballerina dress but you don’t see him except where he’s tripping through his backyard,” Deborah Colson told Reuters. “He’s got a strange lifestyle at home but we all do weird things at home.”

This raises an important debate over freedom of expression, and while I understand how Falkingham’s actions and attire could me misconstrued as “unsettling” or “upsetting” or “creepy” or “disturbing” or “alarming” or “frightening” or “fucking weird,” I just don’t think a world where I cannot dress as a bunny in a tutu and pretend to shoot little kids from the cover of vegetation is a world I want to live in.

Last week we reported on several facebook users’ responses to The Onion’s net-famed Abortionplex article that boasted of an $8 billion Topeka, Kansas death center funded by Planned Parenthood — “a sprawling abortion facility that will allow the organization to terminate unborn lives with an efficiency never before thought possible.”

Now Abortionplex has made it’s way to Yelp and is currently 160 reviews strong.

It’s only a matter of time before Fox & Friends catches scent of this and runs with it like a palsy kid chasing a plastic bag in the wind.

I’m a little curious where the google ad link for “Umbilical Cord Banking” might lead you — probably to Bank of America.

Hat Tip: boingboing

MSNBC reports that a patron entered a Taco Bell in San Antonio and upon finding out that the 99-cent Beefy Crunch burrito promotion he came for had ended, and that the Beefy Crunch burrito price point had skyrocketed to $1.49 (a 50% increase), the man pulled out a gun and fired a shot at store manager Brian Tillerson.

The man “pointed a gun at me, and he fired it. I leaned to the side and there was a pop but nothing happened,” Tillerson recalled.

The gun turned out to be a BB gun, but when the man went outside, Tillserson saw him put an assault rifle and a handgun on the roof of his car and fearing he would return, called the cops.

The man quickly left and after firing rounds at officers, barricaded himself in a nearby motel room where a standoff took place for the next three hours. The confrontation ended when police lobbed tear gas into the motel and the man was apprehended.

No one was hurt. The man will be charged with three counts of attempted capital murder, and additional charges are possible.

The man never got his Beefy Crunch burritos.

International Business Times reports,

“Walter Eikrem from Rakkestdad was coming home from the school bus stop this week when he noticed a pack of wolves near his farm house, reports Germany’s Der Spiegel magazine. He mistook them for dogs but soon realized that it was pack of wolves, the boy remembered his mother’s oft-repeated drill to never run away from wolves.”

Instead the teen yanked his earphones from his smartphone, turned the volume to 11 and blasted everyone’s favorite Creed single at the wolf pack. “They didn’t really get scared. They just turned around and simply trotted away,” the boy says.

Walter admits to “flapping” and “flailing” his hands and arms in addition to screeching at the animals, so authorities are unsure which tactic scared the wolves away — the wolves unsure of which thing they were hearing was the music.

The teen pulled his vehicle over without a problem, but when officer Brandolini approached and asked for his License and Registration, Taylor refused.

“He made a quick movement to the center console, and there was small baggie with a white powder in it,” Brandolini said. “He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth,” at which point another officer stepped in and attempted to stop him from consuming what they expected was cocaine.

The struggle quickly turned aggressive, at which point the officers pulled Taylor from the vehicle and cuffed him… but not before the teen had consumed the entire bag of “white powder”.

Art Taylor was arrested and charged with assault and battery on a police officer, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, refusing to give police his license and registration and was also cited for not using a turn signal — a drug possession charge however was never filed.

Moral of the story? Always eat your drugs, because if nothing else, at least you’ll have an awesome time in jail.

Source: Metro West

And in a similar story, what evidence?

The piss-can is meant to be placed outside of popular bars and sporting events to keep drunks from peeing all over walls, streets and trees, but I prefer the porta-pisser for at home use.

Remember the Uro-Club? The Porta Potty Piss Trash Can is very similar in that it allows you to pretend to be doing something else while you’re taking a piss — in this case, taking out the trash.

Simply insert Taylor Swift or other garbage into trash barrel, tilt, and pee away. You’ll fool your neighbors into thinking you’re being responsible by taking out the trash early when in actuality you’re peeing on one of the ugliest singers of all time… of all time!

The blonde told reporters that she’d been pulled over 30 or more times because of her self-claimed good looks, but after affixing the message to the rear-window of her car a month ago, has not been pulled over since.

This is what happens when a semi-attractive woman with (or without) an accent moves to Washington – virtually the same thing happens in the To Catch A Predator pederast bait chat rooms.

A Girl! Fap, Fap Fap…

Dasha is the BubblyBabe16 of Washington State.

Check out the interview here.

At 3’7″ and just 65 lbs, Eddie Gaedel made his first and only appearance in baseball with the St. Louis Browns on August 19, 1951 – a publicity stunt for the Falstaff Brewing Corporation.

Little Eddie adorned in elf slippers and a jersey with the number “⅛” on the back walked on four straight balls in his only Major League appearance.

For more on the life of Eddie Gaedel, head to ESPN, bur before you go, check out the Eddie Gaedel gallery below.

After contestants in an April episode of NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice created a detergent ad called “Jesse James and the Midgets,” miniature activists from Little People of America went to the Federal Communications Commission to ban the use of the word “midget” on broadcast TV, claiming the word is just as offensive as racial slurs.

The contestants on the show, including Joan Rivers, who believes the sub-species is created in midget-mills and survives off a strict diet of sugar packets and Keebler brand cookies suggested bathing little people in detergent and hanging them up to dry.

The Detroit Free Press reports that “calls to the FCC and Celebrity Apprentice host Donald Trump were not immediately answered today. NBC Universal representatives didn’t immediately respond to e-mail messages, and the telephone rang unanswered at their Los Angeles office.”

Until someone decides to answer their phone, we suggest using more appropriate terms such as, Pocket-Pal, Tiny-Timber, or Lenny Loompa.

Jack In The Box‘s commercial midgetploitation was not deemed offensive by Little People of America because “at the end of the day, work is work. The burgers are just the right size and really are that good.”