Hayden Panettiere Hot Pants Hot Links
August 7, 2008
WWII Pinups [Asylum]
I can’t wait to see Gina Carano’s Next Victim - [On205th]
Little Discretion in College Shaming [SillyNinja]
5 Questions with Miss August at Party Cove USA- [Bustedcoverage]
Paris Hilton officially enters the presidential race - [COED Magazine]
Carmen Electra, still electric in a bikini - [Dirty Rotten]
Britney Spears leaving the gym, looking decent - [Drunkenstepfather]
Galilea Montijo false sex tape rumor, she’s still hot - [Cameltap]
These Girls like to play with exercise balls - [Don Chavez]
The 10 Hottest Movie and TV Cheerleaders of All Time - [All Balls]
Pure blonde sure as hell knows how to market itself - [Tastybooze]
Russia doesn’t mind sexual harassment at all - [Holy Taco]
Hilary Swank actually looks damned good here - [DJ Mick]
A solid list of movie stoners - [Nextround]
An amazing picture of two huge girls with a surprise in the middle - [Bright Black Internet]
Always try and follow your instinct - [Flabber]
Katie Price doing it in Miami - [Celebridiot]
Katerina Stikoudi is a Greek goddess - [My Chill Pill]
Katie Holmes Dresses As Tom Cruise To Elude Paparazzi
August 6, 2008
In what appeared to be an effort to elude paparazzi, Katie Holmes dressed herself in the clothes of platonic friend Tom Cruise, and hit the streets of NYC. The disguise, a seemingly perfect way to get paparazzi to not take your picture, included the pocket tee that Tom wore in his role as Maverick in Top Gun, and the jeans Cruise was seen not wearing in Risky Business, though sources say she had to have them lengthened to fit her 5′9″ frame, which is 7″ taller than Tom’s.
The fact that these photos emerged however, indicates that foul play may have been involved. Seeing that Katie was spotted as Tom suggests that either someone spotted her and was aware of the disguise, which is unlikely, or more realistically, that the entire thing was just as set up as the Montauk Monster.
It’s simple really. Katie dressed as Tom but knew that no one would take pictures of him, so she hired someone to do the work - it’s sort of like paying your employer to be employed instead of getting paid yourself. The disguise then suggests to the public that she’s constantly hounded by paparazzi, which she isn’t, but which is a great idea - minus her one mistake.
Everyone knows that when you’re trying to revive your waning career, you don’t dress up as, and take the role of someone who’s career is melting like a manora in Auschwitz - it’s just bad business.
Game over Katie, game over - Just throw in the towel now.
FOUND: Peter Griffin’s Sister
August 6, 2008
[digg-me]Family Guy’s Peter Griffin, besides being known as irreverent, misogynist and if he were real, the guy I’d most like to grab a beer with, is also known for his violently obtuse jugular - it’s his staple.
And while he is just a cartoon, I find it important that we at Banned In Hollywood address the fact that the Peter Griffin Jowl is not limited to the screen, and is in fact, found in the wild.
That said, to debunk common misconception, it’s also not just limited to males (as seen below).
She looks so happy. Yet so, so very sad…
If you would like to see a few more Peter Griffin’s caught in the wild, please click the thumbnails below. And if you have more unseen Peter Griffin’s, or any other funny pics, feel free to send them in an email to bannedinhollywood(at)gmail(dot)com.
2 Fat, 2 Furious
August 5, 2008
[digg-me]An Ohio inmate on death row, Richard Cooey, has filed a lawsuit to further delay his execution for being too fat. Cooey’s medication for migraines might interfere with the drug used to put inmates to sleep before lethal drugs are injected. The 5′7, 265 pound ginger-kid is convicted of murdering two women in 1986. The AP writes:
“All of the experts agree if the first drug doesn’t work, the execution is going to be excruciating,” Cooey’s public defender, Kelly Culshaw Schneider, said Monday.
I’m no expert but since when was state sanctioned execution ever not excruciating? Isn’t that the whole point? I’m pretty sure no one can sum up their capitol punishment by recounting how comfortable and fun the experience was.
Seriously guys, I tried Atkins.
What a conundrum. I typically think that fat people should be put to death so that the rest of humanity doesn’t have to suffer by being around them. Now you’re telling me that people are “too fat” to execute? What next, a woman is “too hot” to date me? Oh, I see your point.
Banned in Hollywood’s suggestion: Death by harpoons.
Banned Hot Clicks
August 4, 2008
Around The Web:
- Fat Guy calls 911 over Subway special sauce.
- Petra Nemcova’s new hair, the chick mullet.
- Lindsay Lohan at Lollapalooza
- Amanda Heard, sexy at the premier of Pineapple Express.
- Normal Chick looks good to us.
- DiCaprio is single, which means so is Bar Rafaeli!
- Sienna Miller made the cover of Russian Elle Magazine.
From The Network:
- Lunchtime Lust: Kyla Cole Nearing Big 3-0
- Redneck Stabbed Over Cheap Beer
- It was Time for an Adult Film Star: Audrey Bitoni
- Ashley Tisdale is still sportin’ a Yankees hat
- Epic Translation Fail
- Monday Matchup: Former Models In Bikinis
- Navel Day girl No. 12 - Mia Kershner
- Erin Andrews Leaves Her Latest Stamp on the Chicago Cubs
- Look at David Beckham’s Son Dance
- Sand Castle Hotels?
- Morgan Freeman is a sleepy guy
- Fear the Cougar
- The Night Desk with LarryKingJolson
- Christina Applegate diagnosed with breast cancer
- How Can Eva Mendes Be Too Sexy For TV?
- Filipino Penis Kryptonite
- The YES Dance makes the YMCA look hardcore
- The Worst MLB Trades of the Last Decade
- 4 sale…
- Blake Lively (New)
- Top 10 Mugshot T-Shirts
- MORGAN FREEMAN IN SERIOUS CAR ACCIDENT
Scarlett Johansson Vs. Kristen Bell
August 4, 2008
I grouped these two together because they both seem to fit into the same category. They’re blond, blue eyed and seem like the type of women mom and dad wouldn’t mind meeting. They’re also sexy as hell and they also both seem like theater nerds. The latter is sort of a bummer, but their sexiness outweighs the bummer.
So without further ado, enjoy Scarlett and Kristen from the 2008 Teen Choice Awards. Read more
