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• Portuguese News on Death of Amy Winehouse

  In Entertainment, Fail News / 28 July 2011 / 1 comment

  

  This ranks up there with that one time daytime TV star Kurt Cobain died

   

• AskMen’s Great Male Survey 2011 Is A Must Read

  In From Our Partners, News / 22 July 2011 / 0 comments

  

  More females than males believe that “sexting” is considered cheating if you’re in a relationship (83% vs. 75%)

   

• Wannabe Moron Goes Plaxico Burress, Shoots Himself In The Leg

  In News / 8 July 2011 / 0 comments

  

  When it comes to shooting yourself in the leg, always remember to use a caliber above .22 so you’ll have no chance of salvaging your limb.

   

• Don’t All Michael Bay Movies Feel The Same?

  In Entertainment / 2 July 2011 / 0 comments

  

  Sometimes I get that ‘I feel like I’ve seen this before’ hunch while watching Michael Bay movies, and if I’m watching Transformers or Transformers 3, I’m probably right.

   

• Fastest Shooter In The World

  In News / 27 June 2011 / 0 comments

  

  After the first 45 seconds of this guy explaining how much faster he is than the speed of light, you’ll begin to expect a Steve Brule type of shooting display but I kid you not, [...]

   

• The Boston Bruins Know How To Party

  In Sports / 20 June 2011 / 1 comment

  

  Following the Boston Bruins’ Stanley Cup win over the Vancouver Canucks, the team headed to Shrine at the Foxwoods resort and ran up a tab to rival Mark Cuban’s $110,000 liquor bill just days before. 

   

• Banned’s Gillette Fusion ProGlide Challenge And Giveaway

  In Contests / 10 June 2011 / 0 comments

  

  I’ll be honest, when Gillette approached us a few weeks ago and offered to give away a bunch of free razors to us and our loyal readers, I had my reservations — I’m just more [...]

   

• The Lawn Mower Powered Beer Train

  In News / 4 June 2011 / 0 comments

  

  While repeated “What?” responses to the direction “pull over” comes in at a close second, “I’m havin a pawrty at ma’ buddy Jaime’s howse” is one of the better lines you’ll hear a guy driving [...]

   

• Abortionplex Is Alive And Kicking On Yelp

  In Offbeat News / 1 June 2011 / 0 comments

  

  Last week we reported on several facebook users’ responses to The Onion’s net-famed Abortionplex article that boasted of an $8 billion Topeka, Kansas death center funded by Planned Parenthood — “a sprawling abortion facility that [...]

   

• Vipre Antivirus Software Giveaway

  In Contests / 26 May 2011 / 1 comment

  

  This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Sunbelt Software. All opinions are 100% mine. The other day we were given a subscription forVIPRE Antivirus software and despite our reservations about using [...]

   

• The 19 Best Man Movie Moments

  In Entertainment, From Our Partners / 20 May 2011 / 0 comments

  

  Don’t get us wrong: we love a good cinematic explosion or bout of slow-mo fisticuffs.

   

• Macho Man Randy Savage Dies In Car Accident

  In Entertainment / 20 May 2011 / 0 comments

  

  Wrestling legend, long time Slim Jim spokesguy and childhood favorite Macho Man Randy Savage suffered a heart attack in Florida earlier this morning while driving his Jeep.

   

• The Chive: Kim Jong-il Stares At Things Part II

  In From Our Partners, Link Dump / 17 May 2011 / 0 comments

  

  Last week we featured a gallery of North Korea’s ‘Dear Leader’ doing what he does best, staring at things. It made for some great captions and I personally just think this guy is endless joke [...]

   

• Osama Bin Ladin Had An Extensive Porn Stache

  In News / 14 May 2011 / 7 comments

  

  Reuters reported on Friday that during the Osama bin Laden raid in Abbottabad, Pakistan, US Commandos recovered an extensive collection of “modern, electronically recorded” (how else do you record pornography? Think piece porn?) pornographic videos.