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[11 Mar 2010 | No Comment | ]
Tiger Woods Hires Ex-Bushie Ari Fleischer As PR Attaché

Yes it’s true, Hank Haney will not be the only highly paid and well recognized face seen with Tiger Woods in the weeks before he makes his anticipated return to golf at the Arnold Palmer Invitational held at Bay Hill later this month.
Woods has a new buddy — Ari Fleischer — Ex-George Bush Press Secretary and Plame Affair attaché. The New York Post reports,
Two sources in the golf community have told The Post that Ari Fleischer, the former presidential advisor to George W. Bush and the man who was …

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[2 Dec 2009 | One Comment | ]
Tiger Woods Mocked In Spirit Airlines Ad

The Tiger Woods car crash/sex scandal is already being memed on the interwebz and surprisingly the meme didn’t originate on 4chan or Something Awful but on a Spirit Airlines advertisement.
The airline, based in Florida, employs an animated Bengal Tiger crashing a car into a fire hydrant followed by an announcement for their appropriately named “eye of the tiger” sale where you can find flights for as little as $9.
As far as I’m concerned, single digit flights coupled with an ad campaign featuring a car-crash doesn’t exactly encourage me to book …

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[23 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful End To Clippers Game

Rookie Blake Griffin was not injured in the accident but had the foresight to hang himself in the locker room before the stadium collapsed.

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[16 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]

When two last place teams with losing records square off, you can’t expect the winning team to know proper post-game celebration etiquette, and Titan’s owner Bud Adams is no exception.
It’s like when a defensive lineman recovers a fumble, runs it back for what looks like is going to be a touchdown, high-steps, holds the ball out in front of him only to have it batted away on the 1 yard line.
Some people just aren’t used to winning and consequently don’t know how to properly celebrate.
Bud Adams we salute your 41-17 …