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30 More Retarded Book Titles You Probably Won’t Find In Your Public Library

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 02:11:23 +0000

I’ve always thought about bombproofing my horse — just never had the necessary drive or proper instruction. Now I don’t have an excuse.

For more check out these past galleries: 12 more strange book titles and 30 more strange book titles.

30 Great Moments In The Facebomb aka ‘Am I Doing This Right?’ Meme

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:41:59 +0000

Due to the success of 20 Great Moments In The ‘Am I Doing This Right?’ Meme, we bring you the next installment.

If you’re unfamiliar with the Facebomb, aka the “Am I Doing This Right?” meme, I assure you you will be all too familiar with it by the time you reach the bottom of the page.

I want to give a shout out to all my fellow Redditors who made this meme possible.

30 Nimble Kitteh Ninjas

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:33:04 +0000

These kitteh ninjas aren’t your average spidercat kittehs, these things are born to kick ass.

Rock butt.

20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:56:30 +0000

Article titles are in no particular order because I have become as lazy as psychics have gotten (see #1). Rearranging the titles is a lot of work, especially with so many god damn Colons.

Here are Banned’s 20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines.

20. Trust me, you would have done the same thing, it was waaaaaay too long

19. Thanks, but no thanks. That’s the last thing they need…

18. Safe sex can be dangerous

17. Do Want

16. For removal, please see physician ASAP

15. They used to spell it M’sip

14. Accidental Silicone-C4 switcheroo

13. Kansas City finally gets some ass!

12. Please explain… Oh, you mean David Seaman… Ok, because I thought…

11. Too close for cuntfort

10. Not ideal

9. Payback

8. A sticky situation

7. Editor, clearly male

6. Following directions fail

5. Not really worth the $1 lotto ticket

4. I would have guessed it was a bit lower…

3. Bad decisions were made, everyone got pregnant

2. He was knee-slap-clapping like you do when you have a beer in your hand

1. Psychics are getting lazy

Hello Tech Supports? This Is 15 Animals On Computers

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:31:33 +0000

I know it’s just some Indian dude named Brian, but calling tech support to get my Encarta ’96 working feels like I’m speaking with one of the following 15 animals on computers.

25 Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:26:08 +0000

Just your standard gallery of 25 animals sitting like people to get you through humpday.

5 Excellent ID Cards

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 23:35:47 +0000

When it comes to faking your identity, better to err on the side of simplicity rather than alcohol props and future ex-girlfriends. We all know that your girlfriend Vanessa is a total babe and that fake IDs are expensive, but the 2-for-1 on Alvarado St. isn’t always the best deal.

I’m 21, see, I’m drinking this bottle here, in my picture, see.

22 Kangaroos Doing Kangaroo Stuff

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 23:12:44 +0000

22 kangaroos doing kangaroo stuff to round out your Monday afternoon.

27 Excellent Realtor Name Fails

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 22:36:04 +0000

Based on no research and solely on my expertise, when it comes to selling homes, a memorable name is a great way to get more referrals, leads and sales — this is why The Gooch Group is world renowned as the single greatest Realtor Firm.

And now for the rest of ‘em.

Russian Drunk Yoga

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 21:49:57 +0000

You were under the impression that Russians were belligerent alcoholics, but that’s just the stereotype — they’ve just been spending the past half-century working on their flexibility and figuring out new ways to keep limber in the winter.

They’re trailblazers, really.