The title says it all, 20 moments in strange pet walking.

Complete gallery after the jump.

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Cats like boxes, we like cats, here are 25 pictures of cats in boxes for absolutely no reason besides making you less productive at work.

Full gallery after the jump.

When it comes to paparazzi, there is really nothing redeeming about what they do. They stake out, they hassle, they stalk, they annoy, and they make a living off of the successes and the celebrity status of others (at least we do all our celebashing from the confines of the office).

And sure, some celebrities do not deserve privacy — Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are perfect examples of those who literally get what they ask for — and then choke on it.

Much differently, I came across the celebrity gallery at Portroids.com and thought it was a very cool idea — not just something to turn a dime. Below are 80 examples.

For more, check out Portroids.

I can’t even tell you how many times we’ve done this feature (oh, and before I forget, click here for the full sized photo on the left), because everytime I compile a drunk list like this, it makes me want to drink, and then I go out and get asscanned and my friends end up with tons of pictures of me that end up looking frighteningly similar to the following 10 photos.

Consequently, I never remember which pictures I’ve used or how many times I’ve used them (however I can steer you to a few of them — click here for Drunk Part One, Drunk Part Two, Drunk Part Three, Drunk Part Four, Drunk Part Five). I’m surprised I finished this list, because I just took a few shots… And they’re starting to  hit mem.

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10. Just Takin’ A Nap

9. Chillin’ Wit Ma Dawg

8. How You Spoon When You Don’t Get Laid

7. Nursing Nancy

6. Blankets Are For Pussies

5. The Ol’ “Hey Ladies” **Upskirt Crotch Shot**

4. Just Takin’ A Dump Takin’ A Nap

3. The Ol’ Puke Out Your Dick Trick

2. Lemme Just.. Check Out… This… Crack In The Ground….

1. She Actually Looks Kinda Hot. That Weird?

In November, costume gallery articles are annoying because every blog that gets 30 pageviews per month or more throws one up — yes, even you Gizmodo.

But it’s March, and I’m finally getting around to writing about Halloween, and it’s the one time my procrastination kinda works. So here you go internets — 30 pictures of dogs in Halloween costumes 5 months late… or as I like to put it, 7 months early.

The title is a little deceptive in that this gallery also includes images showing why you shouldn’t be a jackass and drive your vehicle directly into a fire hydrant. Though, in the event that you are said jackass, please be courteous enough to snap a photo of your jackassedness and post said photo on internets…

While there are already numerous top 10 vanity plate lists floating through the intertubez, I’ve yet to see one that deals specifically in plates designed to scare women away (also works to lure Kirstie Alley, especially coupled with Papa John’s delivery sign affixed to roof of car).

Several of these have been floating around the web for a while, but there are a few hidden gems in here that I’m confident you’ll enjoy…

10. Picture Taken On Pen island, HI

9. Does Not Go On Foot

8. **Applause**

7. The Ted Haggardmobile

6. Diva Gina Drives Pontiac, Singing Career Is Struggling, Knows Not Why

5. Old But Fitting… Very Loosely I Might Add.

4. Definitely Bought The Frame After This Pic Showed Up On Craigslist’s Missed Connections M4M

3. 1NDSTNK

2. Veronica Abigail Gibbs?

1. Vin Diesel’s Vanity Plate

If these pictures of goats being crazy do not make your mind explode, your mind has already exploded.

Enjoy the following 30 pics of goats being whack, and if you have any additions, make sure to leave links in the comments at the bottom of the page.

And no, I know what you’re thinking, please no Goatse.

I was just in Las Vegas over Super Bowl 44 weekend and I took a cab to the Wynn that smelled like the passenger before me had received a $2 rimjob from a carton of cigarettes, lubing the job with a liter of Brut cologne purchased from the local 7-11.

If I were riding in one of the following taxi cabs, the whole chasing tail thing would have been much easier and I probably would not have had to give up my search for top-shelf toosh only to succumb to the allure of said backseat Marlboro blow-jo with a side of cologne.

What happens in Vegas always ends up online.

Damn you skynet.