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POD: What Is This, Polar Bear Humor?

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:56:45 +0000

Picture of the Day: Polar bears being morons, what could be better.

Russian Science

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 18:51:15 +0000

It’s no wonder that the Russians beat us into space — they even gave this little guy a going away party. However I doubt there was a “successful return” party being that these Russian scientists never got the ham steak breakfast they were expecting.

Full video, taken from the film Pervye na Lune, can be seen below.

The Matrix Alternate Ending

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:02:37 +0000

Moral of the story goes something like: never trust a big black guy wearing sunglasses and a cape, offering you a magic pill that will enable your special powers in a world you could never imagine — especially when said other world could mean big black guy on top of a roofied, pantsless you in the bedroom next door.

To be fair though, this would have made for a much more interesting trilogy.

If Fox News Had Been There Throughout History

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 19:01:52 +0000

All that is missing are those 3/5ths compromise and Nineteenth Amendment things, which I only assume would go something like — Women fight to amend Constitution, GOP agree Constitution too big, we suggest compromise and give women the Negros other 2/5th.

Still a patriarchy, women think they’re human and black community can now explain their missing lesser half.

Everybody benefits.

For more on Fox News, check out out Fox News Fails Screenshots section.

Source: Reddit

Meth

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 22:26:08 +0000

Meth: turning ugly chicks into Golden Globe Award winning actors one Steve Buscemi at a time.

Putin Is Not Amused By Your Bookmarks

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 20:21:28 +0000

If there’s one thing Vladimir Putin hates it’s preteen boners, or at least so he says.

Ideas? Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Ideas

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 18:54:02 +0000

Now if only we could figure out a way make Pamela Anderson attractive and revive the Reagan era, we could completely forget the 90′s ever happened.

Hat tip to dynamitefight for the title.

House Party

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:21:32 +0000

The subtle differences in house parties as relating to time of night are best shown juxtaposed. The decor is similar, the enjoyment a near match, different ethnic groups accounted for, the only real difference — Perrier-Jouët on ice versus ice in ears on heads with mouths sipping Four Lokos.

Wake Up In The Morning Looking Like Travolta

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 09:40:33 +0000

Ke$ha may wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, but I guarantee Diddy has never woken up feeling like a chick who looks like John Travolta.


That would certainly make for some interesting music though.



Brett Favre Has an Interception Problem, a Cockshot Problem, an Ego Problem
Brotha Jonze — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 21:59:03 +0000

Comes with miniature cell phone and 1-megapixel camera for sending disproportionally small cockshots to unsuspecting coworkers and friends.**
Makes for a great stalking stuffer.
**Chocking Hazard.