I See What You Did There
Deals, Deals, Deals you’d have to see to believe. Google’s cost-per-click advertising model has failed — moving on to pay-per-view (CPM) business model, pronto.
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I’m Never Partying In Thailand Again
Like every good bad decision you make in Thailand, it usually begins with $5 buckets of alcohol on the beach and ends with transsexual prostitutes. The only decision you could make worse than the previous [...]
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So This Is What True Love Looks Like
You know, True Love, the website with a product selector similar to apple.com where you get to modify your Asian mail-order bride with a bunch of custom add-ons like:
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Cops Love Breakfast Sandwiches
What is it about cops and their insatiable appetite for anything unhealthy? Donuts, breakfast sandwiches, those cheese injected hot dogs that have been spinning for three months at 7-Eleven, beating up black people…
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At First I Was Like…
I understand that you can’t always choose the time of a traditional Mexican rock fight, but the place — come on now — is in front of a moving Subaru really necessary?
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Damn Canadians, You’re Not Fooling Anyone
In an effort to not look like an out-of-towner, I did the exact same thing when I took a trip to Ontario, only instead of American Flags, Cinderella posters, Mario Party fliers, a Happy Birthday [...]
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Happy Halloween
You would think that the school would use this photo to shut down campus the following day in the same way that might shut down school following a bomb threat.
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David Morgan Has It All Figured Out
Fellas, ladies, don’t think that love-making guru David Morgan isn’t pulling any tail — this is what you call attraction by deception.
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And The Wingman Of The Year Award Goes To…
It’s not that I’m not a fan of taking pictures with mammals who, whether intentionally or not, fall asleep while standing up while feeding on your face like it’s an 18-pack of Cinnabons, I just [...]
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There Are No Leads
I had the same thing happen to me once with my golf clubs. Someone broke into my car, unlocked the trunk and replaced my Mizuno MP33 irons with an identical set — they even went [...]
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Sean Hannity Proper Placement
What ever happened to Sean Hannity’s pledge to get waterboarded for charity? Nothing says Save the Whales like a conservative talk show host squealing for air while taking a walk down the ol’ why the [...]
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Softcore Goosebumps BDSM?
Back when I was a teenager, paranormal bromance didn’t get its own Barnes & Noble category, it got a mass suicide thanks to the Hale-Bopp superfriend league.
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Lay Off The Drugs, Pa’tner
If this is what getting high means to you, you sir are doing it wrong. Girls are supposed to write on you with glow in the dark markers — not you going Jackson Pollock with [...]
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The Circle Of Life
The cat could simply go to town on the dead buck but where’s the thrill of the hunt? And you know the meat underneath those camos has a ridiculous marble — look at those jowls.
