Neighborly Communication
I think the important question we need to ask here is why is your mom visiting you every day? Props to the modifier though. I have a feeling this is the first and last time [...]
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Fun With Shop Signs: 20 Great Moments
If you work at McDonald’s or Papa Johns, I really can’t blame you for having a little bit of fun with your shop signs. Although, and I can’t speak for other states, just California, don’t [...]
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No Girls Allowed
Seriously though guys, no girls allowed…
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The Tables Have Turned
A classic case of the hunter becoming the hunted… Just with extra pickles and a shitload of mayo.
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Fool Me Once…
I didn’t even know these places still existed…
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You M’am Have The Best Name Ever
Miss BJ Cobbledick always did give the best head rubs…
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Happy Birthda!!!.. Oh
Looks like someone wanted chorizo burritos instead of cake…
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You Want A Fucking Poncho
I’m sold. Buying 16 of these sweet baby jesus, ass raping ponchos. Bitches be all up on my dick!
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Who’s Editing Senior Quotes These Days?
The editor of my yearbook wouldn’t let me write “when I read about the evils of drinking I stopped reading” — I guess I should have been more subtle. Although “Two in the pink, one [...]
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Guys, What Do You Think Of Sporty Chicks?
Sounds more like a deal-maker to me Jake…
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Killing Yourself With Style
I bet you thought shopping for your emo-kid couldn’t get any easier than Hot Topic, but goth is so 2006. What kid wouldn’t want a noose to match their my little pony collector’s edition box [...]
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You Sir Have A Handy Penis
If only I could get my penis to cook hamburgers for the entire family, then maybe I’d fit in…
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Support The Troops
Really? That’s it? I think we can do that…
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Easily The Greatest Halloween Costume Ever
I understand how you get the idea to do something like this, but jesus fucking christ, the execution is god damn perfect. Props to you good sir, and keep drinking so your eyes get that [...]
