21-year-old California native Shay Maria brings the goods and the links. Oh, and if the above video wasn’t enough Shay Maria bodiness for you, check below the links for another of Shay’s trending stop motion videos.

• 55 Reasons You’ll Miss College. [The Chive]
• Dear Lord. This Girl Can Sneeze With Her Eyes Open. [Gorilla Mask]
• 6 Myths Everyone Believes about Space (Thanks to Movies). [Cracked]
• The 7 Stages of Eating a Burrito. [College Humor]
• 19 Heroic Whistleblowers Who Paid Dearly. [TruTV]
• 10 Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married. [Ask Men]
• Important: 10 Television Stars You’ll Probably Never See Naked. [Warming Glow]
• The 25 Funniest Video Game Meme. [Complex]
• The 7 Stupidest Things That Make People Proud. [Cracked]
• A 30-Photo Ode to Steak. [The Chive]
• 8 Epic Movie Moments and the Music that Made Them Great. [Unreality]
• Six Celebrities Still Miraculously Alive in 2012. [Smoking Jacket]
• Moustache Man! [Maxim]
• When You’re in the Super Bowl, People Ask You Stupid Questions. [Mental Floss]
• The Best Of ‘Parks And Recreation’s’ #Jerry Gergich. [Uproxx]
• Pringles: Wear it. [Next Round]
• The Horker Scrolls! [Heavy]
• 20 stages of a drunken night out. [Guyism]
• The 7 Least Anticipated Albums of 2012. [Cracked]
• Dane Cook responds to chainsaw-sexed-a-whore gate. [Film Drunk]
• Winter Pick-Up Lines: In case, “Want to just stay inside and watch Netflix?” fails. [College Humor]
• What Websites Looked Like Back in the Day. [The Chive]

Swimsuit and lingerie model Kate Upton dressed as a bottle of Tobasco sauce for Halloween 2011. That is all.

You’ve probably never heard of Beatrice Chirita, but then again you probably haven’t heard of most Romanians aside from maybe the Romanian Trifecta: breast reduction tennis star Simona Halep, Iuliu Maniu, creator of the world renowned Romanian National Peasants’ Party or John De Lorean, US car industry executive, engineer, inventor of Pontiac GTO Muscle and of course the Back to the Futuremobile Delorean DMC-12.

Sadly, we still know very little about Beatrice Chirita except that she’s a model and that you can find a few pictures of her on the internet.

Age: Young Enough | Location: Romania | Ht: 5’8″ | Wt: About Right |Measurements: Sufficient

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And now for the important stuff (there are a bunch of dupes in here but you’ll manage).

In honor of the late CEO and founder of Apple, Steve Jobs, we pay tribute to his legacy with a massive gallery of girls using Apple’s most revolutionary device — the iPhone.

I wonder if Brett Favre has an iPhone…

Seems more like an Android guy.

The top 10 finalists are in for this years installment of Maxim’s Hometown Hotties. Cast your vote today.

Brazil may have the 7th largest economy in the world and the largest military force in South America (thanks Wikipedia), but for some reason, all people seem to care about is their food and the ridiculous amount of sexy women.

You may know her as Dogface from the 2009 series of Big Brother if you’re from the United Kingdom, but we know her as Sophie Reade, our next of many in line for Banned’s Great Gallery.

Sophie is a glamor model from Cheshire, England and has been featured in such publications as Nuts and ZOO. She was announced the winner of the Big Brother on 4 September with 74.4% of the final vote.

Age: 22 | Location: Cheshire, ENG | Sign:Gemini | Wt: NA |Measurements: 30GG-26-36
For more of Sophie Reade, check her out on: Official Website | Twitter

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Getting back to entertaining you with some beautiful women portraits, this time with 20 sexy freckled babes.