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• DoNt I lOoK liKe A sExY mAmi ??!!

  In Screenshots / 30 December 2010 / 0 comments

  

  I’m kind of curious to read the comments people left for this SeXi grUmpY mAmi. I’m pretty sure four out of the five are links to educational videos like this.

   

• Would You Rather…

  In Screenshots / 23 December 2010 / 0 comments

  

  Never try to go toe to toe with a troll — it’s a losing battle.

   

• She Should Really Read Her Status Out Loud Before Posting

  In Screenshots / 7 December 2010 / 1 comment

  

  The only reason why your family might not fly in from Texas okay is if they read your facebook status. Trust me, I know. When my family was coming into town for Thanksgiving in Tennessee [...]

   

• Asleep On The Job

  In Screenshots / 6 December 2010 / 0 comments

  

  I understand the allure of the home office — you get to make your own hours, wake up when you see fit, save money by eating in, take the day off and hit the golf [...]

   

• Now Accepting Visa And Mastercard, Sorry AmEx

  In Screenshots / 29 November 2010 / 0 comments

  

  Take out your notepads. First rule of sleeping with a hooker in Guam is never pay for said hooker with the wife’s credit card, that is of course unless this simply confuses her and her [...]

   

• Colonel Kurtz Meet Pauly Shore

  In Screenshots / 29 October 2010 / 2 comments

  

  To Steve’s credit, simply getting through and entire Pauly Shore movie is an accomplishment. There’s probably an equation that someone other that me could come up with that proportionally relates the punch myself in the [...]

   

• Dungeons & Dragons Site Has Impossible-To-Answer Security Question

  In Screenshots / 27 October 2010 / 1 comment

  

  And no, for security reasons Palmala Handerson is not an acceptable answer…

   

• Always Sign Out Of Facebook When On A Public Computer

  In Screenshots / 21 October 2010 / 0 comments

  

  I’m calling the apple store night now, you are in a lot of trouble, mister isn’t the most threatening of threats — I’d call it more of a playful horny girlfriend tease than anything else.

   

• Brazil You So Crazy: Google Street View Edition

  In Screenshots / 12 October 2010 / 0 comments

  

  I used to use Google Street View to check routes in unfamiliar areas of Los Angeles but I was never inventive enough to search out comfortable bushes and cozy gutters off Las palmas to spend [...]

   

• What Recession?

  In Screenshots / 11 October 2010 / 0 comments

  

  What they failed to mention is that the current format is wicker basket. I’m tempted to respond to this, like I’m sure most of you are, but it would probably be quicker just to call [...]

   

• Oh No

  In Screenshots / 7 October 2010 / 0 comments

  

  Make sure you read this from bottom to top and if it’s hard on the eyes, click on the image to enlargify… and then remember not to be a moron, especially when you’re using someone [...]

   

• Gabby Just Got Braces

  In Screenshots / 6 October 2010 / 0 comments

  

  What did she think was going to happen? The only guy that might be into that sort of thing is this guy, and given his friendly disposition and chiseled features, he’s probably already spoken for.

   

• Don’t Show Your Hand So Easily

  In Screenshots / 6 October 2010 / 0 comments

  

  Where’s your poker face buddy? Every pederast knows not to drool when Maury throws up the ol’ I was sexually abused graphic on the screen.

   

• Google Thinks Michelle Obama Was In Planet Of The Apes, Wasn’t She?

  In Screenshots / 30 September 2010 / 0 comments

  

  I don’t think it would offend anyone to say that Michelle Obama, despite being the humanitarian that she is, does look a bit on the primate side. People compared George W. Bush to monkeys while [...]