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• WTF Are You Trying To Say?

  In Screenshots / 24 September 2010 / 0 comments

  

  Parents be warned. This is what happens when your kid learns how to use Facebook before they learn how to Etch-A-Sketch. Training wheels, people, come on.

   

• I Just Wanted To Thank All My Friends

  In Screenshots / 22 September 2010 / 0 comments

  

  Momma always tol me notta drink ona full stomach.

   

• This Guy Is A Pro

  In Screenshots / 21 September 2010 / 0 comments

  

  You know you have it bad when showing up to parties uninvited becomes old and instead you opt for local news junkets.

   

• I Was Going To Say Midterms, But Thanks Google

  In Screenshots / 15 September 2010 / 1 comment

  

  Best Yahoo Answers answer goes to Roy W who writes, “yeah they actually do. its a genetic advantage to make up for their lack of height when hunting in the open fields. it’s lethal.” Source(s): [...]

   

• My Bad Google, What Was I Thinking?

  In Screenshots / 10 September 2010 / 0 comments

  

  God I’m such an idiot. What was I thinking?

   

• Always Use Proper Punctuation When Updating Your Facebook Status

  In Screenshots / 2 September 2010 / 0 comments

  

  I understand how tempting it can be to update your facebook status devoid of punctuation — it shows your cavalier attitude and nonchalance toward life, and I can respect that. Just make sure you read [...]

   

• WebMD Symptom Checker Knows What You’ve Been Taking

  In Screenshots / 31 August 2010 / 0 comments

  

  It’s nice to see WebMD being honest. They could have just done what most doctors would do and prescribe a six-pack of med prescriptions, make a few g’s and hope you don’t go suicidal…

   

• Will Ferrell Regarding Justin Bieber

  In Screenshots / 30 August 2010 / 0 comments

  

  I’m glad someone else struggles with the same things I do.

   

• Now That’s What I Call A Specialist

  In Screenshots / 23 August 2010 / 0 comments

  

  Would clicking the above link lead you to the definitive blowhole spreader specialist database? And more importantly, will Blue Cross cover my visit? Because I’ve already burned too much money this year on goatse related [...]

   

• Anybody Have A Good Beef Curtains Recipe?

  In Screenshots / 22 July 2010 / 0 comments

  

  The twice stuffed clam sounds delicious.

   

• Got My Sex On For A Weave Baby

  In Fail, Screenshots / 9 July 2010 / 0 comments

  

  Girls these days are having sex for cheeseburgers and now Kadeisha done gone up and got nasty’a get her hair did.

   

• Kim Is Single… And She Needs A Job

  In Screenshots / 10 June 2010 / 1 comment

  

  Now I understand why you are supposed to block your ex on facebook. But let’s be honest, you work at Hollister, I wouldn’t really chalk it up to a loss… Puka shells, brah.

   

• 6 Funny Wheel of Fortune Fails

  In Screenshots / 24 May 2010 / 0 comments

  

  I’m not a big Wheel of Fortune fan myself, but if they could rig the words somehow so that phrases like the following six would appear on a more regular basis, I might watch. Racial [...]

   

• The Most Badass Name Ever

  In Screenshots / 24 May 2010 / 0 comments

  

  Remember our old pal Haywood Jablome or our buddy from the news, Mike Litoris? Well they’re nothing compared to our new friend Captain Hyman Shocker from the 5th Army Reserve.