Your Post Office Closed? It’s OK, Just Use FedEx
You don’t usually get busted for bringing someone their LCD Screen, but then again, the guy is tanner than most
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MythBusters Cannonball Experiment Goes Wrong, Hits Houses, Minivan in Dublin, CA
Why you would be comfortable living near a bomb range just 700-yards away is beyond me
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Candy Thief vs Cop: Who Ya Got?
Officers cautiously followed this suspected candy thief as he hopped from roof to roof, not knowing what to expect
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The 3 Greatest Ways To Remove Your Shoes
All this time I have been taking my shoes off by untying the laces, pulling on the tongue to loosen them and slipping my feet out. I never realized there were other, more like
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Never Take Ecstasy At A Public Pool
Never take ecstasy at a public pool, especially if you’re the only one doing it and you still haven’t perfected that salmon swimming upstream for mating season dance you’ve been practicing in front of
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I Know Where I’m Getting My Hamster Stuffed
Thank god Ojai isn’t too long of a drive for me
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How To Conduct A News Segment
I hate to sound like an asshole but how are we suppo… what the 190-foot cast!? How the&#
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How Not To Steal A TV
When stealing a TV from a bar or restaurant, my first suggestions is to go after a television valuated at greater than the cost of a sandwich and a beer purchased from said bar/restaurant
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How To Get Out Of A DUI In Serbia
When it comes to getting pants-pissingly wasted at the bar
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Golf Cart Fail Compilation
Next time your boss asks you if you want to play golf with him tell him yes and that you’ve been practicing four, sometimes five days a week
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Illegal Immigrants Know How To Bring Coolio’s Fantastic Voyage Music Video To Life
What do you get when you multiply Coolio with immigration, the desire to head north and not enough seat belts
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July 2011 Fail Compilation
A collection of morons doing what they do best in the month of July
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Just One Of The Guys… Less The Graceful Dismount
I’m all for gender equality, but when it comes to eating shit on your bicycle let us handle it. You can have falling off of runways, we’ll take falling off of bikes
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