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How Not To Jump Off A Boat… Again

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:13:17 +0000

I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve posted this video but I can tell you it never gets old. There’s nothing like watching a man’s dress shoe float away to sea alongside his dignity.

How To Dive Russia Style

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 01:40:04 +0000

When it comes to diving, it’s probably not the best idea to learn from the drunk countrymen of a particularly frozen climate. It’s like asking John Travolta how to please a woman — only the blows you’ll take to the balls will hurt much, much more.

If you like this video, check out this guy failing out of a boat.

Stuck In An Awkward Situation?

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:54:45 +0000

If you’re a Fortune 500 company and you’re planning to make a commercial that’s completely racist, there’s really no point in being subtle, and for this, KFC, we thank you.

For more crazy/funny/retarded/wtf videos, you’re going to want to head on over to our Video Vault. I highly suggest the fishing show blooper compilation — it’s Emmy worthy.

People Falling Out Of Boats Video Montage

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:41:16 +0000

Remember that fishing video montage we threw up the other week? Well this video is exactly like that, just with fewer broken fishing poles and more fat people falling into lakes.

Weatherman Drops A Dick Joke

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 02:17:05 +0000

Pete Bouchard of WHDH Boston reports on a snow storm that swept through Boston on Monday that left the city dusted with a fresh layer of snow.

Given the fresh powder and the freezing temperatures, Pete figured it was the most opportune time to report on the size of his penis, which he claims is rather large… almost as large, in fact, as the Princeton County snowfall.

Pete is pretty good at his job, except for when he drops dick jokes on live TV and gets fired.

Props to you Pete. If all else fails, you’ll always have a home at Banned writing lowest common denominator commentary about pictures of fat people that drive through fast food chains on their “ate to many Big Mac” scooters.

****UPDATE****
The video has been removed, but this next one is pretty good n’ awkward as well…

Crowd Surf Fail

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:58:38 +0000

There’s really nothing less badass (except for maybe the guy from Nickelback getting hit in the face with rocks) than a guy trying to be a badass by jumping off a roof into a crowd of people only to have everyone move out of the way to let his body crumple to the ground like a sack of soggy potatoes.

Too bad he didn’t swan dive. That would have been badass.

Funniest Fishing Show Blooper Reel Ever Compiled

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:24:56 +0000

If you’re like me, an urbanite Southern California native, watching the Outdoor Channel is a lot like watching the Guido show on MTV — you get an introspective on an unknown culture while affirming the fact that your own subculture is a much more superior culture.

So why watch these shows? Entertainment value, of course.

People Passing Out Video Compilation

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:28:20 +0000

What could be better than watching someone pass out face first into a wedding cake you ask? How about a video compilation of 30+ great pass out moments?

Enjoy.

Police Officer Slams Dude Through Window

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:04:24 +0000

Looks like someone’s been watching too many Dirty Harry movies…

Bret Michaels Flattened At Tony Awards Never Gets Old

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:05:07 +0000

What could be better than watching Bret Michaels get flatted at the Tony Awards? Watching Bret Michaels get flattened at the Tony Awards zoomed in…