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Confused Lamb Can’t Find Owner

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:42:51 +0000

I’m kinda pissed off that I came across this video because now I have to go out and buy myself a baby lamb so that I can do this at parties. Naturally I’d have one of the doors boobie-trapped to shut right before the lil’ guy tried to prance through it and he’d go crashing to the floor.

It’s not mean, it’s cute.

Basketball Save x Opponents Head = 2 Points

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:40:29 +0000

I’ve seen Kobe do some pretty amazing things and I’ve seen Lebron do some things I never thought were possible, but this shot, despite being 100% luck, is 100% awesome.

Kid just got domed up like Ted Haggard in a methlab.

Kyle Krichbaum, Vacuum Savant

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:03:21 +0000

Kyle Krichbaum is a 12-year-old Michigan boy and member of the Vacuum Cleaner Collectors Club, featured on Modern Marvels.

Sorry dad, telling little Kyle Krichbaum that he’s not allowed to play with dolls is not an effective homo-prevention method. It’s true, vacuuming may be more subtle than playing with Malibu Stacy, but it’s not going to change the fact that in a few years, Kyle will be doing more sucking than his Oreck Upright Pilot XL.

Did he say “Hoover model O”!?

Mentos Trek

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:32:22 +0000

Why someone would take the time to create this I have no idea, but I’m sure as all hell happy they did — almost as happy as I was when I found out KFC created this little number… Too easy.

How Not To Jump Off A Boat… Again

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:13:17 +0000

I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve posted this video but I can tell you it never gets old. There’s nothing like watching a man’s dress shoe float away to sea alongside his dignity.

Golf Bloopers Compilation

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:57:38 +0000

Watching golf while Tiger Woods isn’t in the field is like watching LA’s professional soccer team, the Sparks, take on their crosstown rivals in the MLS, the LA Clippers.

No one cares.

Except for the one guy who just got all asshurt because he thinks I don’t know what the LA Galaxy is… and he’s right, because I’ve never been to the horse races before…

How To Dive Russia Style

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 01:40:04 +0000

When it comes to diving, it’s probably not the best idea to learn from the drunk countrymen of a particularly frozen climate. It’s like asking John Travolta how to please a woman — only the blows you’ll take to the balls will hurt much, much more.

If you like this video, check out this guy failing out of a boat.

Star Trek: The Sexed Generation

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:50:50 +0000

Just the clarify, the only time I have ever watched Star Trek was when I was a kid and I had to sleep over at my friend’s house who’s parents loved the show. For that, and several other reasons (house smelled like cat piss and we had to say grace before dinner at 3pm), his house was one I always tried to get out of sleeping over at.

Now that I’m older, I have a greater appreciation for Star Trek — not in the normal sense of the show, but in the mashups that have enabled the YouTube community to revive from antiquity the show that had caused me so many sleepless nights, so, so long ago.

At a runtime of 9:53 I expected to get bored, but I assure you you’re patience will be served.

Stuck In An Awkward Situation?

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:54:45 +0000

If you’re a Fortune 500 company and you’re planning to make a commercial that’s completely racist, there’s really no point in being subtle, and for this, KFC, we thank you.

For more crazy/funny/retarded/wtf videos, you’re going to want to head on over to our Video Vault. I highly suggest the fishing show blooper compilation — it’s Emmy worthy.

People Falling Out Of Boats Video Montage

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:41:16 +0000

Remember that fishing video montage we threw up the other week? Well this video is exactly like that, just with fewer broken fishing poles and more fat people falling into lakes.