21-year-old California native Shay Maria brings the goods and the links. Oh, and if the above video wasn’t enough Shay Maria bodiness for you, check below the links for another of Shay’s trending stop motion videos.

• 55 Reasons You’ll Miss College. [The Chive]
• Dear Lord. This Girl Can Sneeze With Her Eyes Open. [Gorilla Mask]
• 6 Myths Everyone Believes about Space (Thanks to Movies). [Cracked]
• The 7 Stages of Eating a Burrito. [College Humor]
• 19 Heroic Whistleblowers Who Paid Dearly. [TruTV]
• 10 Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married. [Ask Men]
• Important: 10 Television Stars You’ll Probably Never See Naked. [Warming Glow]
• The 25 Funniest Video Game Meme. [Complex]
• The 7 Stupidest Things That Make People Proud. [Cracked]
• A 30-Photo Ode to Steak. [The Chive]
• 8 Epic Movie Moments and the Music that Made Them Great. [Unreality]
• Six Celebrities Still Miraculously Alive in 2012. [Smoking Jacket]
• Moustache Man! [Maxim]
• When You’re in the Super Bowl, People Ask You Stupid Questions. [Mental Floss]
• The Best Of ‘Parks And Recreation’s’ #Jerry Gergich. [Uproxx]
• Pringles: Wear it. [Next Round]
• The Horker Scrolls! [Heavy]
• 20 stages of a drunken night out. [Guyism]
• The 7 Least Anticipated Albums of 2012. [Cracked]
• Dane Cook responds to chainsaw-sexed-a-whore gate. [Film Drunk]
• Winter Pick-Up Lines: In case, “Want to just stay inside and watch Netflix?” fails. [College Humor]
• What Websites Looked Like Back in the Day. [The Chive]

Canadian ice hockey commentator, co-host of the “Coach’s Corner” and recent ESPN Stanley Cup Playoff commentator Don Cherry uses only the most technologic piano desks to prove his most staunchly patriotic arguments.

Velvet Suit.

Just a video of an EZ-GO James Harrisoning a group of eight or so coaches, trainers and Eli Mannings to round out your Tuesday afternoon.

And if you care, the Spring Dekaney Wildcats beat the Cibolo Steele 34-14.

Oh, and just in case you were thinking of making that runaway golf cart remix video, it’s been done.

You don’t usually get busted for bringing someone their LCD Screen, but then again, the guy is tanner than most.

What is it about ice falling from a 1,600 foot tall TV camera tower that makes you want Sarah Palin’s “One Nation” tour bus to drive by so badly?

You’re from Alaska, here’s some ice for you, bitch.

Why you would be comfortable living near a bomb range just 700-yards away is beyond me, but at least you sometimes end up with some cool shit landing in your backyard — cannonballs and mortar shells as opposed to baseballs like you might get in traditional suburban tracts.

Keeps it interesting.

Just a video of a baby polar bear taking a couple plays out of the David Hasselhoff playbook, just with a lot less special sauce stained carpets and trips to Dr. Drew.

Cuteness: has been achieved.

Last weekend’s Joe Adams vs the entire Tennessee Special Teams punt return was epic and all, but the real props goes out to homeboy in the stands at the 31-second mark who is so excited that his sweatshirt has to come off.

GIF version here.

Adams looks Devin Hesterish, which I’m sure will be a good thing for him in the long run financially.

Officers cautiously followed this suspected candy thief as he hopped from roof to roof, not knowing what to expect. After a few minutes, they brought out a ladder and sprayed him with pepper spray. He eventually came down and tried to flee the scene but instead ran directly into a parked police SUV.

Police say the teen is likely going to be charged with criminal trespassing for jumping from roof to roof and running from officers in addition to the 100′s of dollars worth of candy he is suspected of stealing.

I’ve never seen recessionomics applied so enthusiastically to Halloween candy — but hey, no one likes the hitting the pueblo that only hands out candy corn and Werther’s Originals.

I want to see these guys give changing babies diapers the assembly line flair treatment.