I’m kinda pissed off that I came across this video because now I have to go out and buy myself a baby lamb so that I can do this at parties. Naturally I’d have one of the doors boobie-trapped to shut right before the lil’ guy tried to prance through it and he’d go crashing to the floor.
It’s not mean, it’s cute.

Kyle Krichbaum is a 12-year-old Michigan boy and member of the Vacuum Cleaner Collectors Club, featured on Modern Marvels.
Sorry dad, telling little Kyle Krichbaum that he’s not allowed to play with dolls is not an effective homo-prevention method. It’s true, vacuuming may be more subtle than playing with Malibu Stacy, but it’s not going to change the fact that in a few years, Kyle will be doing more sucking than his Oreck Upright Pilot XL.

Did he say “Hoover model O”!?

Why someone would take the time to create this I have no idea, but I’m sure as all hell happy they did — almost as happy as I was when I found out KFC created this little number… Too easy.

Just the clarify, the only time I have ever watched Star Trek was when I was a kid and I had to sleep over at my friend’s house who’s parents loved the show. For that, and several other reasons (house smelled like cat piss and we had to say grace before dinner at 3pm), his house was one I always tried to get out of sleeping over at.
Now that I’m older, I have a greater appreciation for Star Trek — not in the normal sense of the show, but in …

If you’re a Fortune 500 company and you’re planning to make a commercial that’s completely racist, there’s really no point in being subtle, and for this, KFC, we thank you.
For more crazy/funny/retarded/wtf videos, you’re going to want to head on over to our Video Vault. I highly suggest the fishing show blooper compilation — it’s Emmy worthy.

Pete Bouchard of WHDH Boston reports on a snow storm that swept through Boston on Monday that left the city dusted with a fresh layer of snow.
Given the fresh powder and the freezing temperatures, Pete figured it was the most opportune time to report on the size of his penis, which he claims is rather large… almost as large, in fact, as the Princeton County snowfall.
Pete is pretty good at his job, except for when he drops dick jokes on live TV and gets fired.
Props to you Pete. If all …

From Nicholaus Goossen, director of Grandma’s Boy, comes the 28 Days Later spoof 28 Drinks Later. The short was created for Nick Swardson’s Comedy Central DVD Seriously, Who Farted? and stars Nick Swardson and Simon Rex.
The premise is simple. Despite a thriving US economy, the Nation has fallen to David Hasselhoff’s fate and succumbed to the iron grip of the Appletini and my personal favorite, the Flaming Joe (or Flaming Moe for Simpsons fans), and everyone… is… drunk…

If you’re like me, an urbanite Southern California native, watching the Outdoor Channel is a lot like watching the Guido show on MTV — you get an introspective on an unknown culture while affirming the fact that your own subculture is a much more superior culture.
So why watch these shows? Entertainment value, of course.

In an age where people spend more time on their phones and computers than they do interacting with other people, it’s nice to see that, despite the fact that there is probably more ink on Mike Tyson’s face than there was on this guy’s typewriter ribbon, some people are still willing to embrace their technological roots.