Tornado Steals Guy’s Hamburger
Sure it may have tossed cars and 18-wheelers around and even destroyed homes, but this tornado also took Eric Hubbard’s hamburger, fries and drink, which is just downright inconsiderate
Read More »Get In The Slow Lane, Bitch
The police equivalent of helping a lowly old grandmother cross the street — only in this case it’s surely a Asian woman — just not the Tokyo Drift kind
Read More »Hey There Delilah Tourettes Version
This guy who has Tourette’s has been recording himself singing karaoke and posting said videos on YouTube to the applause of just about everyone who has seen them. This is his version of the
Read More »Stephen Colbert’s My Fair Colbert
In case you missed it, last Wednesday and Thursday Stephen Colbert sat down with British historian and analyst Hugo Vickers to learn high-tea etiquette in preparation of possibly having to prepare to learn high-tea
Read More »Jon Stewart On The J. Crew Toemageddon Issue
Jon Stewart takes to the non-issues like he does every once in a while, only this time he’s after national news organizations for stepping on the toes of the explicitly emasculating gay-painted toes of
Read More »Champagne Cork Nutshot Surprise
Nothing says Happy New Year! like lying on your bed in basketball shorts while watching videos of cute kittehs on the internets and taking Korbel cork’s to the nuts
Read More »Dave Chapelle On AIDS And Monkeys
A Classic Dave Chappelle moment from his comedy special where he debases science and gets to the bottom of the 30-year-old AIDS debate
Read More »Patrice O’Neal: How To Tell How Pretty A White Woman Is
From his comedy special Elephant in the Room, Patrice O’Neal lays down the fundamental rule for figuring out how attractive any particular white woman is
Read More »George Michael Michel’s Sexy Sax
Homeboy George Michael Michel traveled to several greater Los Angeles hotspots (Azusa Laundromat represent) playing a tasty George Michael sax lick — hilarity ensues
Read More »Fuckin Green To White Technology
I think we just found ourselves the next Billy Mays — only instead of coke, he’s been taking Quaaludes and watching a little too much daytime
Read More »Greatest Horse Name Ever
When you come across a video titled something along the lines of greatest fail ever, world’s best dad or in this case, greatest horse name ever, said video usually doesn’t reflect the title
Read More »Charlie Brown Sheen on Jimmy Kimmel
The other night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kimmel & Co. aired an instant classic Kimmel Kartoon that mashed up Charlie Sheen’s famous audio clips with some classic Charlie Brown footage
Read More »Crazy Chef Is Crazy
Anybody else thinking John Belushi as the crazy samurai sushi chef? Me either. I was thinking Charlie Sheen in his Two And A Half Eight Balls trailer running lines and doing lines
Read More »Conan’s New Terror Alert: The Nicolas Cage Terror Alert
It was decided last week that the Department of Homeland Security would no longer be using the color coded terror alert threat system they unveiled in 2002 — how then am I supposed to
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