The Tug Toner
First there was the Shake Weight to tone muscle, then came Free Flexor for an even deeper burn. Now get ready for the next fitness revolution… The tug toner
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Stage Diving… You’re Doing It Wrong
You can hardly blame these guys for their ESL cover of Blur’s Song 2 — a lot can be lost in translation
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Rick Perry Lip Reading “Save A Pretzel For The Gas Jets”
Giving the ol’ Jackie Chan dub treatment to cowboy Rick Perry is unnecessary to make him look like an ass, but these guys nailed it
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Never Take Ecstasy At A Public Pool
Never take ecstasy at a public pool, especially if you’re the only one doing it and you still haven’t perfected that salmon swimming upstream for mating season dance you’ve been practicing in front of
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The Many Mispronunciations of Sofia Vergara’s ‘Gloria’ on Modern Family
While I still haven’t seen the show and don’t plan on it anytime soon, our buddies over at Guyism threw together a compilation of Sofia Vergara’s mispronunciations on ABC’s Modern Family
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I’m Gonna Need A Handjob First
Just when you thought there was no more hope, someone got to work and after months of research and millions of calculations created the first ever Handjob
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I Know Where I’m Getting My Hamster Stuffed
Thank god Ojai isn’t too long of a drive for me
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How To Conduct A News Segment
I hate to sound like an asshole but how are we suppo… what the 190-foot cast!? How the&#
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Fox News Got One Thing Right: Andy Levy Re: Chris Brown
Andy Levy apologizes to hip hopper and ex Rihanna face smasher Chris Brown for retweeting Brown’s tweet “No more planking for me unless it’s on a sexy lady! Lol” with the addition of “You
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How To Get Kicked Off Your Soccer Team
The soccer equivalent of getting drunk with Kate Upton, getting her into bed and while she’s waiting for you you pass out on the bathroom floor and never see her again
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How Not To Steal A TV
When stealing a TV from a bar or restaurant, my first suggestions is to go after a television valuated at greater than the cost of a sandwich and a beer purchased from said bar/restaurant
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Firefighter Drill Competition Training
Firefighters train for a drill competition among firefighting companies — no big deal
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