Canadian ice hockey commentator, co-host of the “Coach’s Corner” and recent ESPN Stanley Cup Playoff commentator Don Cherry uses only the most technologic piano desks to prove his most staunchly patriotic arguments.

Velvet Suit.

Just a video of an EZ-GO James Harrisoning a group of eight or so coaches, trainers and Eli Mannings to round out your Tuesday afternoon.

And if you care, the Spring Dekaney Wildcats beat the Cibolo Steele 34-14.

Oh, and just in case you were thinking of making that runaway golf cart remix video, it’s been done.

Last weekend’s Joe Adams vs the entire Tennessee Special Teams punt return was epic and all, but the real props goes out to homeboy in the stands at the 31-second mark who is so excited that his sweatshirt has to come off.

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Adams looks Devin Hesterish, which I’m sure will be a good thing for him in the long run financially.

If you were born in the 80′s you were probably too young to remember Auburn’s 1985 Heisman Trophy winner and first man to be named an All-Star in two major professional sports — Vincent Edward “Bo” Jackson.

Bo played running back for the Los Angeles Raiders and In baseball, he played left field and DH for the Kansas City Royals, Chicago White Sox, and the California Angels.

He also ran a 40-yard dash in a blistering 4.12 seconds (hand-timed), which is to this day the fastest verifiable 40-yard dash time ever recorded at any NFL Combine.

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Bo knows.

The soccer equivalent of getting drunk with Kate Upton, getting her into bed and while she’s waiting for you you pass out on the bathroom floor and never see her again.

Stationed safely behind the 1st base batting practice net, Colorado Rockies 3rd base coach Rich Dauer didn’t expect he’d be leaving the ballpark early with a broken nose — but that’s what happens when homeboy Chris Nelson decides to turn two into your face.

Dauer left the field bloodied and with a broken nose, headed to the hospital for observation.

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Next time your boss asks you if you want to play golf with him tell him yes and that you’ve been practicing four, sometimes five days a week.

Then on your way to the first tee, show him a few tricks you’ve learned from the above compilation and see how impressed he is. Instant salary raise. Works every time.

If there are more men standing around on the track than there are women not not lying on the ground can you really call it a women’s race?

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The Braves get the walk-off win against the Pirates after Julio Lugo is called safe at the plate by unpire Jerry Meals in the 19th inning.

In a bout between Pat Barry and Cheick Kongo, Barry lands a right a knocks down Kongo. Looking to finish, Barry loses his guard and gets knocked out in what is one of the most unlikely comebacks in UFC history.

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