The Banned In Hollywood 5 step guide to picking up women:

Rule 1: Don’t be a 46 year old guy who records “pick up artist” videos on a webcam in your mom’s basement

Rule 2: See Rule 1

Rule 3: See Rule 2

Rule 4: See Rule 3

Rule 5: See D-Bag and see below

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPuXHkWZ1JI

Who’s dad is this anyway? Oh wait, being a father implies sex–which we know still hasn’t happened for this son of a very disappointed mother.