The Banned In Hollywood 5 step guide to picking up women:
Rule 1: Don’t be a 46 year old guy who records “pick up artist” videos on a webcam in your mom’s basement
Rule 2: See Rule 1
Rule 3: See Rule 2
Rule 4: See Rule 3
Rule 5: See D-Bag and see below
Who’s dad is this anyway? Oh wait, being a father implies sex--which we know still hasn’t happened for this son of a very disappointed mother.
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