httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6dgXX0ytSo

Often times I make plans to pregame with friends, get drunk, and head to the bar to meet a few beautiful babies. But as we get drunker and drunker, we never manage to leave – partly because bars close at 2am in California, but mostly because we’re too hammered to see.

This video works on the same principles, only it has a payoff that isn’t passing out face first in the kitchen.