Drunk Falls Off Bridge, Slams Firetruck, And Faceplants

You really hate to see a guy get nailed by a firetruck, but in so many ways, you have to say, “well, I guess he kind of deserved that.” First of all, why are you on a bridge? And next, why don’t you come down the way you got up there? It just makes a lot more sense then dropping into an oncoming firetruck. The irony. But I guess making sense is something you can’t expect from a drunk guy who climbed on top of a bridge – I almost feel like the firetruck slam was appropriate, given the circumstances of course.