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Fat Cops: A Gallery

14 December 2009 No Comments

The reason why I decided to post this gallery goes something like this. When you give someone the authority to ticket, arrest, tase, and even under certain circumstances, shoot a person, the officer who holds that authority must be in top physical (and mental) shape.

The reason is simple. If a fat officer feels threatened or gets into a footrace with an alleged criminal but they are handicapped by the effects of their own gluttony, they’re more likely to take serious action against an assailant because any normal physical exertion is not an option to them.

I’m not standing up for criminals, I just don’t think 300 lbs of lipids should be in charge of defending my neighborhood’s peace.

If it were up to me, the following 18 plumpers would be behind a desk at the station, not wielding their sidearms.

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