Fat People Riding Scooters: A Gallery

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If there was ever a sign that you are giving up on life, it’s not that you’re so morbidly obese that you are 38 and you scoot around on the same type of scooter my 84 year-old grandfather turned to after his cane gave way to a walker – his walker ultimately not enough support for his degenerating body.

At 82 he turned to a scooter, and only because a doctor recommended it after his arthritis became so bad that after a day on his feet, his knees would swell up the size of a cantaloupe – or in morbidly obese terms – the size of a small order of fries.

But still, the fact that your fat ass sits on one of these vehicles instead of walking through Wal-Mart is not the sign that you gave up on life, no. The real sign you gave up on life is that you’re sitting on a scooter in the drive-thru line at the local KFC – the same fast food joint that put you in your scooter in the first place.

Ricky Gervais would agree with me, and as always, is more articulate than I am which he makes apparent in this excellent video.

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  • Fed Up

    The drive thrus need rules to keep these fat turkeys out of them. If you can't make it in the door, you don't need to eat.

    But the real question is, "where are these people going pee"? Depends, I suppose.

  • Robot Chicken

    Talk about "GOBBLE WARMING!!!" (DAMN,I HATE IT WHEN I DO…..) They must break the "grid" (S***,did it again!) when they charge their "meat wagons! (F***it,I give up!@#$%%)R

  • jesus

    Amerika is f*cked up.

  • http://www.randalldeanscott.wordpress.com randall

    Ever see Wally, the cartoon-movie?

  • http://www.facebook.com/kyndal.elisabeth Kyndal Braddick

    oh. my. god.

  • http://www.facebook.com/zachary.grant1 Zachary Grant

    so maybe this is funny, maybe it's more along the lines of WTF…….

  • http://www.facebook.com/zachary.grant1 Zachary Grant

    so maybe this is funny, maybe it's more along the lines of WTF…….

  • Mike

    This is why we should not have universal healthcare

  • Mike

    This is why we should not have universal healthcare

  • anonomyous

    the pic of the 2 people on the scooter are in oroville ca omg right in front of cassidys resturant lol

  • anonomyous

    the pic of the 2 people on the scooter are in oroville ca omg right in front of cassidys resturant lol

  • http://profiles.google.com/jfgilmore John Gilmore

    Back in the 80s, my parents used to say, “there are children starving in Somalia” if I didn’t finish my meal. 

    I’m kind of thinking the right thing to do would be to donate these people to Somalia

  • Freddy

    To the person who said we shouldn’t have national healthcare: ever been to Europe? People aren’t obese there. Maybe people wouldn’t be so FAT if they could see a doctor. Also, MAD Magazine predicted that obese American would be riding scooters fifty years ago. Americans never walk anywhere if they can avoid it. This is the result.

    • Mike

      Dont wish for public healthcare. In Canada, my aunt died because she was refused an MRI by her family doctor – her brain cancer wasnt diagnosed and she died.

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