If there was ever a sign that you are giving up on life, it’s not that you’re so morbidly obese that you are 38 and you scoot around on the same type of scooter my 84 year-old grandfather turned to after his cane gave way to a walker – his walker ultimately not enough support for his degenerating body.
At 82 he turned to a scooter, and only because a doctor recommended it after his arthritis became so bad that after a day on his feet, his knees would swell up the size of a cantaloupe – or in morbidly obese terms – the size of a small order of fries.
But still, the fact that your fat ass sits on one of these vehicles instead of walking through Wal-Mart is not the sign that you gave up on life, no. The real sign you gave up on life is that you’re sitting on a scooter in the drive-thru line at the local KFC – the same fast food joint that put you in your scooter in the first place.
Ricky Gervais would agree with me, and as always, is more articulate than I am which he makes apparent in this excellent video.
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The drive thrus need rules to keep these fat turkeys out of them. If you can't make it in the door, you don't need to eat.
But the real question is, "where are these people going pee"? Depends, I suppose.
Talk about "GOBBLE WARMING!!!" (DAMN,I HATE IT WHEN I DO…..) They must break the "grid" (S***,did it again!) when they charge their "meat wagons! (F***it,I give up!@#$%%)R
Amerika is f*cked up.
Ever see Wally, the cartoon-movie?
oh. my. god.
so maybe this is funny, maybe it's more along the lines of WTF…….
so maybe this is funny, maybe it's more along the lines of WTF…….
This is why we should not have universal healthcare
This is why we should not have universal healthcare
the pic of the 2 people on the scooter are in oroville ca omg right in front of cassidys resturant lol
the pic of the 2 people on the scooter are in oroville ca omg right in front of cassidys resturant lol