But what if your grandfather is Indiana Jones? I guess it doesn’t really matter because given all the tail Indy was pulling, there’s no way in hell you’re legitimate, and no one believes a bastard child… which raises a whole bunch of questions about the legitimacy of every kid in every one of R.L. Stein’s Goosebumps books.
How many kids need to get molested by mummies before parents will believe their children?! C’mon now.
