Gordon Ramsay’s Dwarf Porn Double Percy Foster Found Eaten, Dead In A Badger Den

Dwarf porn star Percy Foster was found partially eaten and dead in a badger den in the U.K..

The little star of such films as Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Ass We Go was on the cusp of celebrity when he landed a role as Gordon Ramsay’s (of Hell’s Kitchen) doppelganger porn double.

According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3’6″ actor was found “deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales,” however suicide has been ruled out.

In a recent interview, the 35-year-old pint-sized Percy showed enthusiasm about his resemblance to Ramsay, “Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar.

“I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream,” said the little doppelganger.