I always hear about people who actually saw Santa when they were kids, but then found out later that it was just their uncle Jim. I also always hear about how everyone has a drunk uncle or a drug abusing uncle. That said, this is why you don’t hire your drunk uncle Jim to play Santa.

-thanks silver marquis on flickr for the image

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