Politically correct or not, this picture makes me imagine–
“The other night I was sitting on my couch playing Xbox 360 when out of nowhere a bunch of homos came through my window, almost hitting me. I was pissed, so naturally I deflected their advances which angered them. They took out their hard black batons and began waiving them in my face but I was able to dodge their homo shafts.
I escaped out of the window they came in, ran down to the Franklin Canyon reservoir and jumped in the cool murky lagoon. I scrubbed myself clean after I was free because I feared the homos had touched me–once you’re touched by a homo you’re never the same.”
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