When it comes to getting pants-pissingly wasted at the bar, hopping into your covered wagon and trying to get home to your mustached wife safely and without attracting the attention of the horse mounted cop squad, take a lesson from grandpa; play it cool, and if an officer offers you a swig from his breathalyzer shaped whisky flask, take it.
Better yet, offer him the first swig — a little generosity goes a long way.
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