If you have massive tractor tires, several bales of hay, or a few basketball size stones in your backyard and you need them moved, Ben Ryan will come to your house, lift them up, and then put them back down in a slightly different place.

Remember to ask him not to drive on your front lawn, otherwise he’ll show up and tear your grass apart by doing wheelies on his ATV.

Then he’ll take off his shirt and sit pensively thinking about how long to wait before sprinting up a mountain with his journeyman backpack on.

“Loren? I. Love. Yoooooooooooou.”

(this won’t make any sense until you watch the whole video. Yes. All seven and a half minutes)

Life fail…