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If you’re Lady Gaga, dressing up in costumes isn’t something reserved for October 31st, but for everyone else it means sexually explicit, innuendo rich, almost naked, sexed up renditions of the blue-collar workforce and the occasional “sexy” fairy tale character.

Celebrities take Halloween just as seriously (unless they’re Jessica Alba)… even Coco dressed up, and by dressing up I mean wearing more clothes than she usually does, which is no clothes at all.

Selita Ebanks

Paris Hilton

Michelle Trachtenberg

Mariah Carey

Katie Price

Jessica Alba

Holly Madison

Heidi Klum

AnnaLynne McCord

Coco & Rihanna

Audrina Patridge

Last week we posted the photoshoot of Audrina Patridge’s upcoming issue of Maxim Magazine but today we got a hold on the actual October 2009 Maxim Magazine scans.

Check them out below, you won’t be disappointed (even if Audrina Patridge does have a lazy/wall-eye).

If you’re into Audrina Patridge topless, eating cake, scrubbing the floor, and shooting water stream from a garden hose through her legs you’re probably going to enjoy the October 2009 issue of Maxim Magazine.

If you’re not that kind of guy, you’ll probably enjoy one of these.

For more of Audrina Patridge check out Maxim.com

» kim kardashian is showing off her many curves in the new ‘complex’ magazine popoholic
» what did britney spears do in the bathroom with one of her tour dancers? hollyscoop
» spot the flaw gallery! first up: paris hilton! yikes – what’s that on her lip? the superficial
» is rihanna already moving on with washed up (but cute) actor wilmer valderrama? celebslam
» is anyone surprised that audrina patridge might have a drug problem? (no) pop on the pop
» jesus luz is swearing he didn’t cheat on madonna with a much younger woman cele|bitchy
» shocker of the day: alex rodriguez used the services of high-class hookers a socialite’s life
» lindsay lohan is desperate for everyone to believe in her (girlfriend needs a job!) popsugar
» david letterman finally got hitched to his long-time girlfriend regina in case you didn’t know
» i don’t see how any woman could put up with the antics of danny bonaduce i’m not obsessed

If you’ve landed on this page you probably don’t care what I have to say about Audrina Patridge kicking it on the beach in a bikini unless it’s–Audrina Patridge is kicking it on the beach in a bikini and she has explosive fake tits–so I’ll leave it at that.

If the boobs below are too small, click that little square button on the right side of the slideshow to go fullscreen.

For more Gisele go here.

• The Ellen Show dunks this hottie for charity
• Tara Reid is really liking her bikini right now
• Holly Madison at Chickipedia party
• All kids want to get tasered by a cop at an underage party then get the cop fired
• 10 Keg stands by some attractive women
• Girls Aloud can have some good looking women in it
• This is an unexpected thing to happen at a wedding
• Could you imagine the pole actually breaking
• A-Rod can do so much better than Madonna
• Oh no, Mary Kate Olson got into a car accident
• The new Guitar Hero

OSU chicks aspire to be on Bang Bus – Busted Coverage
Guess the breasts! – On 205th
Chick tries to be hot on boat, fails – Don Chavez
10 pukings caught in the act – Banned
10 most memorable tag teams. In Wrestling. – Uncoached
Hot soccer babes – Mac Gs World

Britney’s parents cherish a nude painting of their daughter – Derober
Who’s going to perform surgery on Charlie Weiss – Flatusyahu
Sean Connery does what he wants, when he wants. – Next Round
Lindsay Lohan engaged? – Celebridiot
Good luck bringing a girl home if you live on this street. – Afro Jacks
Why Detroit is bad – Comedy