I love how all the vaginaless girls are emblazoned with ads as if they’re competing in the Daytona 500… Built for speed.

Speaking of gender, you figure distinguishing traits of men and women are vaginas and penises. Boobs can be faked, so isn’t there a possibility that these dolls might very well be men? Plus that red head in the upper-left sort of looks like a much less retarded version of Tom Green so anything is possible… Not that that changes the fact that if you’ve got one of these, you have or are planning on having sex with the same things that make up an air mattress, and Paris Hilton for that matter, plastic and air.

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