Bill O’Reilly, Lou Dobbs and Wolf Blitzer all need to go in order to make room for quality television. I’m talking about engaging content, current events, high production value, A-list celebs and a giant moustrap strategically placed below each contestant’s nuts – now that’s quality TV.

• Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis & Conan O'Brien
• ...But Baseball Is Super Dangerous
• A Hot Centaur?
• Ochocinco, You're Gonna Need More Than A Washington
• It Pays To Be A MILF