Jemaine Clement Soundalike Endorses What Could Be The Greatest iPhone App Ever Invented: Wobble

Brotha Jonze August 21, 2009 21

“The first application to move a woman’s breasts without actually touching them.”

Remember that worthless I’m Rich iPhone app that cost $1,000 and did absolutely nothing? Well this app, appropriately called Wobble, does $1,000 worth of good, but at just 99 cents, costs about 1000-times less.

Take a photo (preferably, as the Aussie narrator who sounds strikingly similar to Jemaine from Flight of the Concords notes, of a woman’s breasts), add as many wobblers as you need (the more women, the more wobblers needed), shake it up, and your pictures will be wobbling away in no time.

Buy Wobble here.

21 Comments »

  1. Anon August 24, 2009 at 11:11 pm - Reply

    He doesn't sound remotely like Jemaine. For starters… the narrator is Australian. How insulting

  2. Anon August 24, 2009 at 11:11 pm - Reply

    He doesn't sound remotely like Jemaine. For starters… the narrator is Australian. How insulting

  3. Josh August 25, 2009 at 4:42 pm - Reply

    uh, check out ijiggiles, i've had it for like 4 months, has the same functionality

  4. Josh August 25, 2009 at 4:42 pm - Reply

    uh, check out ijiggiles, i've had it for like 4 months, has the same functionality

  5. Mr. Sparkle August 25, 2009 at 8:25 pm - Reply

    "Move a women's breasts without touching them"…Well what fun is that?

  6. Mr. Sparkle August 25, 2009 at 8:25 pm - Reply

    "Move a women's breasts without touching them"…Well what fun is that?

  7. anon August 25, 2009 at 9:57 pm - Reply

    way to spell Jermaine incorrectly

  8. anon August 25, 2009 at 9:57 pm - Reply

    way to spell Jermaine incorrectly

  9. anon August 25, 2009 at 9:57 pm - Reply

    way to spell Jermaine incorrectly

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