Jessica Simpson attended the 19th Annual American Century Celebrity Golf Championship this past Saturday with her younger sister in tow. To be honest, we have no idea what happened during the tournament. We do not know who won, or if any golf was even played. We do however know that we would never have known the tournament existed had Jessica Simpson not been there.

A few weeks ago it was Kristin Cavallari on the short grass, so it’s nice to see that they are steadily making improvements – though any female breasts are better than either Phil Mickelson or John Daly’s chest.

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