Jessica Simpson, mom jeans, belly contractor, fat, at chili cookoff

Brotha Jonze January 26, 2009 9

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Remember a few months ago when Jessica Simpson was attractive? I do. But after seeing these photos, I’m beginning to think that dating Tony Romo has meant lots of time sitting in luxury boxes, eating hotdogs and nachos by the sausage-fingered handful.

Notice the mom jeans meant for overweight moms. Notice the two belts pulled tight as to prevent the muffin-top effect. It’s no wonder that this performance was at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines, Florida.

Keep eating chili-cheese-fries Jessica, someone needs to carry the torch that Anna Nicole Smith tried to eat.

9 Comments »

  1. Stacia March 30, 2009 at 2:20 am - Reply

    I'm not saying she hasn't gained weight but Jessica still looks good. You could, at most, call her "curvy." She's not fat yet.

    • memamu July 27, 2009 at 11:47 pm - Reply

      no that is fat just not when you compare her to the average USA fatso.

    • gert August 5, 2009 at 9:47 pm - Reply

      I don't understand why America thinks that women must all be a size 0 to be attractive. I am not and my husband thinks I am attractive and sexy. If we continue this kind of thinking our daughters will never be able to just be themselves. If someone has 5 extra pounds everyone thinks she is FAT, not true… get over the fat thing and move on to more important issues at hand.

  2. Stacia March 30, 2009 at 2:20 am - Reply

    I'm not saying she hasn't gained weight but Jessica still looks good. You could, at most, call her "curvy." She's not fat yet.

    • memamu July 27, 2009 at 11:47 pm - Reply

      no that is fat just not when you compare her to the average USA fatso.

    • gert August 5, 2009 at 9:47 pm - Reply

      I don't understand why America thinks that women must all be a size 0 to be attractive. I am not and my husband thinks I am attractive and sexy. If we continue this kind of thinking our daughters will never be able to just be themselves. If someone has 5 extra pounds everyone thinks she is FAT, not true… get over the fat thing and move on to more important issues at hand.

  3. Hot! July 27, 2009 at 6:15 pm - Reply

    I think she looks freaking hot in that picture, though I agree the jeans don't look that good. I hate the modern anorexic ideals. Wheres the fun in touching a woman if you feel nothing but bones?

  4. Hot! July 27, 2009 at 6:15 pm - Reply

    I think she looks freaking hot in that picture, though I agree the jeans don't look that good. I hate the modern anorexic ideals. Wheres the fun in touching a woman if you feel nothing but bones?

  5. Hot! July 27, 2009 at 6:15 pm - Reply

    I think she looks freaking hot in that picture, though I agree the jeans don't look that good. I hate the modern anorexic ideals. Wheres the fun in touching a woman if you feel nothing but bones?

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