Kim Kardashian Almost Poops On Small Child

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Here at Banned In Hollywood, we make sure we only report on the hottest, most important stories, and this just happens to be one of them. The other night Kim Kardashian took out her camera and snapped a photo of a massive, stinking crap she unloaded on a runway in Los Angeles. She looked at her camera to check out the damage, but failed to look at the small child her gigantic @ss almost dropped deuce on. Talk about a life changing moment that would have been.