There’s nothing less desirable to me than the thought of being knocked out by a professional boxer, and consequently the reward of knocking someone unconscious isn’t enough to trump the disadvantages of me ever stepping inside the ring–this is why I’m not a boxer.

A barroom brawl is a whole different story… though if it were up to me, the only one knocking me out at a bar would be Jameson, though he would never do such a thing to a good friend…

For others like me, who would rather see people knocked out than be knocked out, check out the gallery below.