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Lindsay Lohan Ejected For Intentional Blinding
June 20, 2008 by Brotha Jonze
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During a game of stickball on the set of Labor pains, Lindsay Lohan just couldn’t get a break. When she lifted up her shirt to show off her pale stomach, the pitcher, in the middle of his delivery, was temporarily blinded. He continued to throw the pitch, but after seeing the sun spot, failed to get it over the plate.
At 1 PM when the sun was at it’s highest, the errant pitch struck Lohan in the stomach. Immediately, the sun, at it’s pinnacle, reflected off the four inch area of skin where the ball had wiped off Lindsay’s spray tan, creating a death ray of light similar to the optic blast of X-Men’s Cyclopse. No one was seriously injured.
Eventually Lohan found a bottle of Bannana Boat Natural Glow and the continued, though the pitcher was ejected for doctoring the ball with pine tar, though it was really just the remnants of Lindsay Lohan’s futile attempt at being tan.
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