Left: Sam and his peace sign, Right: Sam in his bikini
Lindsay Lohan was spotted on the beach with bikini clad boyfriend Sam Ronson. Though funny guy Jim Carrey did the bikini trick a few months ago, Jenny McCarthy wrapped around his waist is a surefire sign the comedian/actor is as straight as Clay Aiken isn’t.
Still, the fact that Sam Ronson was wearing a bikini at the beach raises questions as to whether he may be legitimately gay. Think about it – it has been rumored that Lohan is a lesbian, so imagine if her boyfriend turned out to be gay as well! Crazy right? Together they would be so gay that their gayness would counteract and negate one another, making their gay love somehow not gay…
…And that’s how the dinosaurs got extinct.
Uh, you know that Sam Ronson is a girl, right? As in vagina, tits, able to reproduce?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_ronson
Uh, you know that Sam Ronson is a girl, right? As in vagina, tits, able to reproduce?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_ronson
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lawdy youz a dumb mubbaucka. point is shes butch a fukk dumbass, even i dont go to school an i know what a satire iz.
lol it seems young jonathanforpres has fallen victim to satire yet again…
lol it seems young jonathanforpres has fallen victim to satire yet again…